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Rapper cuts off (package), reattachment fails.
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| 4/17/14
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Posted on 04/17/2014 6:50:00 AM PDT by armydawg505
A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide attempt, TMZ reports.
Andre Johnson was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood at 1:00 am on Wednesday morning and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.
A spokesperson for the hospital said it does not comment on patients, but TMZ reports that attempts to reattach Johnson's penis failed.
Johnson is also known by the stage name Christ Bearer, and is in the rap group Northstar. Wu-Tang Clan founding member RZA produced Northstar's debut album.
Members of Northstar told TMZ they were there when Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.
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TOPICS: Society
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"....Johnson must have mental problems." You think? Maybe he left enough package so he can pass for white?
To: armydawg505
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:51:48 AM PDT
by
Sgt_Schultze
(A half-truth is a complete lie)
To: armydawg505
Loss of a rapper improves the country’s IQ by a very measurable amount.
Keep it up.
No talent does as no talent squawks.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:51:50 AM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: armydawg505
>>attempts to reattach Johnson’s penis
And of course that operation is called an addadictomy.
To: armydawg505
Best part is, his name is JOHNSON.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:52:18 AM PDT
by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: armydawg505
Sounds like the guy it totally nuts.
To: armydawg505
Uhhhh....from a second floor balcony?
Evidently the guy's brains were in his penis.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:54:22 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: PetroniusMaximus
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:55:02 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: armydawg505
Reattachment fails?
What. His hand rejected it?
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:55:03 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: armydawg505
I guess greeting him with, “Yo, whassup?” is not going to work anymore.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:55:18 AM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: tx_eggman
Ping to post #6. True comedy classic!
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:56:10 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: armydawg505
Is that a banana on the ground, or did you used to be happy to see me....
Love the totally nuts comment....
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:56:14 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: armydawg505
Yo, Andre, how's it hangin'?
No, wait, let me rephrase that.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:56:22 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: armydawg505
My son calls that area of the anatomy ‘buck fifty’. Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent.
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:57:02 AM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: armydawg505
Sounds like he is nuttier than squirrel poop....
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:57:51 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: armydawg505
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:58:54 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The best way to control opposition is to lead it ourselves." -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)
To: armydawg505
Well, this rapper is an artist, and artists are always in search of new experiences to motivate their art.
I wonder what lyrics will be inspired by this episode?
To: armydawg505
What’s that old James Brown song ? Get It on Up
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posted on
04/17/2014 6:59:29 AM PDT
by
piroque
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
To: armydawg505
“the group Wu-Tang Clan”
In other news the group has changed its name to No-Tang Clan.
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posted on
04/17/2014 7:00:44 AM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent.Two bits?
"Dice Cube"?
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posted on
04/17/2014 7:02:24 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(For every Ted Cruz we send to DC, I can endure 2-3 "unviable" candidates that beat incumbents.)
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