[DogByte6RER]

The Trout River town leaders could replicate what Oregon did many years ago ...

[NonValueAdded]

Mr. Creosote

[crusadersoldier]

In Before the Helen Thomas picture

[Jonty30]

I would think shooting it a few times would allow the methane to leak out.

[DesertRhino]

Well,, at least we know what NOT to do.

[FlingWingFlyer]

“Captain! She’s gonna blow!” - Scotty

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Back in the olden days before the WHITE MAN, a dead bloated floater whale was considered a blessing by the Indians. Yummy too!

[RegulatorCountry]

Didn’t huge smelly chunks rain down, crushing roofs of cars, and the odor was so intense that people were seen later in that footage running away, covering their mouths and noses?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

They’ve contacted provincial and federal government agencies but are being told that they will have to deal with the problem themselves.

So all the town has to do is reach out to U.S or Canadian private companies who could resolve this in a matter of hours. Tie that baby onto a 53" flatbed trailer and put it in a refrigerated storage facility until the methane danger passes, then process it into pet or zoo food.

[ssaftler]

I think we need to call in the Mythbusters for this one. Exploding whales? Just their style!!!

[P.O.E.]

Maybe those whale sounds are really just countdowns.

“Hey Mabel! George went and beached himself”

“fourooooooothreehoooooootwoooooooo...”

[Redcitizen]

“It’s probably pining for the fjords.”

[Thumper1960]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicIbUvE5tw

[Alex Murphy]

“I wonder if it will be friends with me?”

[xp38]

George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you, boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on - and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment - I was a Marine Biologist! ...The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever

[ProtectOurFreedom]

That GIF doesn't include whale guts landing on sightseers and cars. Try The Exploding Whale for more info.

[Rebelbase]

[Rebelbase]

They should have drilled holes in it and stuck in a few pieces of PVC pipe for vent holes.

She's looking plump. Gonna be a nice spray of guts and juice when she blows.

[jocon307]

Seriously, these people pay taxes don’t they? Their federal (or whatever you call it in Canada) can’t help them with this problem?

[Bon of Babble]

It still won't be as bad as when THIS thing exploded!!

Calamari for ALL

[Eaker]

The Kardashian husbands would know what to do.

Or maybe humblegunner.