Posted on 06/20/2014 6:52:24 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
It was announced today that ISIS had captured non-existent chemical WMDs from the retreating Iraqi forces. Administration officials and MSM administration pimps and pimpettes were appalled by the discovery of the non-existent WMDs and were working on a storyline and short film that indicated a right wing conspiracy was responsible for smuggling them into Iraqi.
Indications are that the non-existent chemical WMDs, from the Bush era, include sarin, VX, mustard gas and other toxic chemical weapons. Administration experts stated that there is probably no danger from these non-existent chemical WMDs as they have been encased in concrete and the ISIS forces are just uneducated primitives (non Ivy League education) that couldn't possibly determine a way to get at the chemicals or use them in some form of IED or other weapon.
Administration experts downplayed the danger of the non-existent WMDs by equating the possibility of being killed in an incident by them as being as likely as getting on an airplane and having it just disappear from the face of the Earth or an IRS official telling the truth.
ISIS Reportedly Captured Saddam’s Chemical Weapons Stockpiles, Attacks Key Refinery
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3169938/posts
Did Saddam Have WMDs After All: ISIS Overruns Iraq Chemical Weapons ‘Mega-Facility’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3169960/posts
Your satire skill has improved. This is the best one yet.
My guess is that Baghdad will have to surrender unless they want to get gassed. Also Europe is also under threat now which may be part of the reason this is even being reported.
Dang lucky that they’ll comply with all the u.n. resolutions and make sure to destroy all this stuff and promise to never, never use any of it against the evil non-believers/infidels. Oh, and I have some beach front property in Utah to sell too.
My neighbor, who would vote for Stalin knowing he would send her to the gulag as long as he was a Democrat, said, when I mentioned the WMDs found that they were brought in after Bush.
Sigh.
We do know, of course, that Islamic fundamentalist nutjobs would never dream of saying something that wasn’t entire true. /s
This is very bad news.
ISIS and the criminals in the white hut a match made in heaven, enter the caliphate
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