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As far as I am concerned they can dump me in a shallow grave in the woods. Nothing to see here move along.
1 posted on 06/22/2014 10:51:46 AM PDT by BBell
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A celebration of the life of Mickey Easterling, a New Orleans philanthropist and party giver who died April 14, was held at the Saenger Theatre Tuesday evening April 22, 2014. The arrangements included a display of Ms. Easterling's body, sitting on a wrought-iron bench, with a Champagne glass in one hand and a cigarette holder in another. (Photo by Kathleen Flynn, NOLA.com l The Times-Picayune)

2 posted on 06/22/2014 10:53:15 AM PDT by BBell (The Blue Dog is Stupid)
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Hookers too? Sorry, I’m going to have to pass on this brainy idea.


3 posted on 06/22/2014 10:53:48 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Feed the wacko enrviromentalists to the starving polar bears.)
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New Orleans has a tradition of funerals being more like celebrations, so I say let 'em do it if that's what the decedent wanted.

I worked in Funeral Service for three years. In south Georgia we wouldn't do that.

4 posted on 06/22/2014 10:57:40 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Shiny!)
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Degeneracy reaches no end point on its downward spiral. Ever increasing stimulation is required for the degenerate to maintain the same feelings of “aliveness.”.


5 posted on 06/22/2014 10:57:45 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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New Orleans, what in THE hell? This is what we rebuilt you for?

I want my Katrina taxes back.


6 posted on 06/22/2014 11:00:49 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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I wouldn’t be too shocked to hear that most of these stiff are registered to vote in the Nov elections.


8 posted on 06/22/2014 11:02:41 AM PDT by Larry381 (The Media Have Become the Enemy of the American people...Pat Caddell)
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personally I’m for the roast and toast, but this is nothing new, in the past many people had the deceased posed and they even took photographs with them. It just proves that history repeats.


9 posted on 06/22/2014 11:05:11 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Umm, remember the episode of The Twilight Zone where the astronauts landed and it was a cemetery?

And people were “buried “ like this?

Great TV but in real life? Not for me.


10 posted on 06/22/2014 11:07:27 AM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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Weekend at Bernie’s


11 posted on 06/22/2014 11:14:09 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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Great

Booze and Smokes


12 posted on 06/22/2014 11:15:45 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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Ghoulish


14 posted on 06/22/2014 11:17:52 AM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: BBell; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...

Life imitates art.



15 posted on 06/22/2014 11:19:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Although macabre, this is an old tradition.

The Victorians made a big deal of posing their dead, sometimes as if they were still alive, and taking pictures. Apparently, prior to photography, people would have portraits done of their dead.

There are countless videos on youtube featuring families with their dead babies. I haven’t seen videos of older children yet... but I haven’t been looking, either.


16 posted on 06/22/2014 11:20:03 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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And from Puerto Rico
a Boxer who was gunned down
propped up in a fake boxing ring


17 posted on 06/22/2014 11:20:20 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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How about the guy buried on his Harley?


19 posted on 06/22/2014 11:25:05 AM PDT by QT3.14 (NSA: The only government entity that really is intrested in what you say.)
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Any bets on how this funeral home would pose Bill Clinton’s carcass?


20 posted on 06/22/2014 11:28:16 AM PDT by DPMD
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"And When I Die" by Laura Nyro.

I'm not scared of dying
And I don't really care
If it's peace you find in dying
Well, then let the time be near

If it's peace you find in dying
And if dying time is here just bundle up my coffin
'Cause it's cold way down there
I hear that it's cold way down there
Yeah, crazy cold way down there

And when I die, and when I'm gone
There'll be one child born
In this world to carry on, to carry on

Now troubles are many, they're as deep as a well
I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell
Swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell
But I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell
Yes, only my dying will tell, yeah, only my dying will tell

And when I die, and when I'm gone
There'll be one child born
In this world to carry on, to carry on, yeah yeah

Give me my freedom for as long as I be
All I ask of living is to have no chains on me
All I ask of living is to have no chains on me
And all I ask of dying is to go naturally
Oh, I want to go naturally

Here I go, hey hey
Here comes the devil right behind
Look out children
Here he comes, here he comes, hey

Don't want to go by the devil
Don't want to go by demon
Don't want to go by Satan
Don't want to die uneasy
Just let me go naturally

And when I die and when I'm dead, dead and gone
There'll be one child born
In our world to carry on, to carry on, yeah yeah

25 posted on 06/22/2014 11:32:04 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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As far as I am concerned they can dump me in a shallow grave in the woods. Nothing to see here move along.

Burn me up and dump me on the Parade Deck on Parris Island.

27 posted on 06/22/2014 11:38:05 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Shiny!)
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I think it's great!

I have always told my family that I bite the dust I don't want my casket stuck in the corner of the room. Usually mourners make a brief stop at a casket then go on to visit with others leaving the poor dead person alone in the corner of the room.

I want my open casket in the center of the room. I am to be propped up with a cigarette, Martguerita & iPhone within reach.

IOW, it's my funeral and I want to be the center of attention. Yes, I realize it is all about optics. But those are my instructions & if they are not followed I will haunt then until the end of time.

30 posted on 06/22/2014 11:49:34 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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Unfortunately, being only 45 and with the way this country’s going, I expect to end up in a ditch with a bullet in the back of my head.

Hopefully I can take a number of the bastards out before they get me, but I’ll be a cheap funeral. The buzzards will also be grateful.


34 posted on 06/22/2014 12:22:17 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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