Man: I bought every pie at Burger King to spite noisy child

foxny.com ^ | 8-7-14 | unknown

[windcliff]

A man claimed he purchased every pie at a Burger King, 23 in total, to spite an absentee mother and child who kept screaming he wanted one of the pies.

The man posted his confession on Reddit and the story has gone viral online.

[nuconvert]

I had no idea they sold pie

[1rudeboy]

Dude. We're talking about 20-30 bucks here, not 20-30 million. And you are in no position to dictate to him how he chooses to spend his money.

[MrB]

Well worth $20 to let the woman experience the consequences of her behavior.

[Mears]

“The road to serfdom lies ahead.”

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Good lord,aren’t you overthinking this?

:-)

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[1rudeboy]

And he did it without getting tazed by a cop because some crazy woman made up a story. I say well done.

[a fool in paradise]

[windcliff]

LOL

[Zeppo]

I’m pretty sure that “The Michael Moore Story” had a similar beginning...

[dmz]

The road to serfdom lies ahead.

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I am so never buying pie again.

[wku man]

If he were really having a migraine headache, not only would he not have been able to eat the pie without barfing it back up, he sure as hell wouldn't have gone back to work. Probably shouldn't have been driving, either. I suspect the "migraine" was simply a bad headache, and he, like so many others these days, is simply exaggerating.

Still, I like the guy's solution, and I hope the spoiled brat continued being a brat for his worthless mother for the rest of the afternoon.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[trisham]

You may be right.

[Slings and Arrows]

Food: fast; karma: instant.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

lol

[Tau Food]

Well, there ain't gonna be no little kids messin' with that guy no more!

He's a bad dude.

[newnhdad]

I have to deal with these types every day. They really don’t give a flip about anyone around them, and in the end, their kids will suffer for it.

[cynwoody]

Meanwhile. he miscalculated his precious resources in a misguided attempt at spite. The road to serfdom lies ahead.

From the article:

The man said he ate some of the pies and gave the rest to his coworkers.

Analyze the transaction properly. He wasn't buying pies. He was buying amusement for himself, his coworkers, and the internet.

[Shimmer1]

I.LOVED.THIS!!!! This man gets my vote!

[Shimmer1]

He didn’t say he required a quiet meal, he complained, and took appropriate action, against an assault on his senses. There’s a difference.

[RichInOC]

What? No puppy?

[Shimmer1]

No one said he wanted or required any of that. There’s a difference between wanting decent behavior and requiring silence.