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8 Reasons Children of the 1970s Should All Be Dead
Feedly.com ^ | 09 June 14 | Yeoman Lowbrow

Posted on 08/15/2014 9:54:14 AM PDT by Drew68

The way things are going, every kid is going to go to school wearing bubble wrap and a helmet. Back in the 1970s (and earlier), parents didn’t stress about our health and safety as much as they do today. It’s not that they cared less – they just didn’t worry compulsively about it.

Parents of 2014 need to be reminded of how less restricted, less supervised, less obsessively safety-conscious things were… and it was just fine.

1. JARTS: IMPALING ARROWS OF DEATH

Can your mind comprehend a more deadly toy than a weighted spear that kids hurl through the air like a missile? No one ever obeyed the actual manufacturer’s rules, we just flung these damn things everywhere. We threw them. They stuck where they landed. If they happened to land in your skull, well, then you should have moved.

After roughly 6,700 emergency-room visits and the deaths of three children between 1978 and 1988, they finally outlawed Jarts on December 19, 1988. I suppose it needed to be banned, but a part of me is sad that kids today won’t have the battle scars and Jart survival stories we had. Goodbye Jart – you were an impaling arrow of death, but I loved you anyway.

2. LOST AND NOT FOUND: SEAT BELTS

Cars came with seat belts in the 1970s, but no one used them except maybe out of curiosity to see what it was like to wear one. Of course, you’d have to fish them out of the deep crevice of the backseat cushion where they often came to rest, unwanted and ignored.

The only “click” heard in the 1970s automobile was your dad’s Bic lighting up a smoke with the windows rolled up. (cough!)

I should also mention that, not only were there no seat belts, child seats were nowhere to be found. Whether it was the front seat of your mom’s station wagon or her bicycle, chances are, you were entirely untethered.

3. SEMI-LETHAL PLAYGROUNDS OF HOT METAL

Remember when playgrounds were fun? Sure, there was a pretty good chance you’d be scalded by a hot metal slide, or walk away with tetanus, but that’s what memories are made of.

The ground wasn’t coated with soft recycled rubber or sand as most are today – they were asphalt. Remember being hurled from a spinning merry-go-round, then skidding across the gravel at full speed? Good times.

I remember my school playground had a metal ladder “wall” that I swear went up three stories – it didn’t connect to a slide or anything. It was literally a ladder to the sky. I remember fully believing the oxygen was thinner at the top. One false move and I’d have been a flesh colored stain on the asphalt.

According to the New York Times we are making playgrounds so safe that they actually stunt our kids’ development. So, while blood was spilt and concussions were dealt on the playgrounds of the 1970s, we were at least in a developmentally rich environment – and we had the bruises and scabs to prove it.

4. PRECIOUS LITTLE SUN PROTECTION

Back in the 70s, your goal was to get as brown as your skin would permit. Sun BLOCK or sun SCREEN was basically nonexistent. You wanted to AMPLIFY your rays, so women typically lathered on Crisco and baby oil to get that deep baked look.

For the kids, SPF numbers hovered around 2, 4 and 8. The idea that you would spray an SPF of 50 or even 30 wasn’t even an option, except perhaps from medical ointments prescribed for albinos.

5. HELMETS: FOR THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS ONLY

Whether you were riding a bike, roller skating, or skateboarding, one thing was for certain: you were not wearing a head protection. You would have been looked at as a sideshow freak by other kids, and parents would assume you had some kind of medical condition.

6. IGNORED AND UNATTENDED ON THE REGULAR

Hey, who’s watching the kid in the stroller? YOU MUST HAVE YOUR EYES ON THE KID AT ALL TIMES OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!

My mother routinely left me alone in the car at a young age while she ran errands. Today, this will literally get you arrested. You see, once upon a time it was okay to leave your kids for long periods without supervision (remember the so-called “latch-key kids” of the 70s?), or let them free roam without constant surveillance. Today, parents won’t let their kids go out to get the mail alone, and any fun with friends has to be scheduled, closely monitored “play dates”.

On summer break or weekends in the 1970s, parents kicked their kids out the front door and didn’t let them back in until the sun went down. “Go play,” were their only words, and you were left to your own devices for hours upon hours. Neighborhoods looked like Lord of the Flies.

7. ROUTINELY ALLOWED TO GET SERIOUSLY HURT

This poor kid is about to get rammed in the nuts by a goat, and the nearby adult isn’t the least bit concerned. In fact, he finds this all incredibly amusing! As hard as this is to believe, but when kids got hurt back then, adults didn’t come running with first-aid kits. More than likely you’d be left alone with your pain, with no alternative but to get over it.

In the 70s, parents watched their offspring fall from trees and fall off bikes with a smile.

8. SECONDHAND SMOKE EVERYWHERE

From airplanes to your family car, it seemed the world of the 70s was shrouded in a haze of cigarette smoke. It wasn’t just the fact that many more people smoked, it was the absolute 100% lack of concern for those that didn’t, including children. Teachers smoked, doctors smoked, your parents smoked…. and they didn’t take it to a secluded smoking area, they did it right in your face.

Please don’t interpret this as condoning it. There’s no question that engulfing your child in a thick carcinogenic cloud isn’t a good idea. I’m just stating facts – this is the world we lived in. It was full of adults who didn’t seem to have anxiety attacks over our safety, and we turned out just fine…. right?


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KEYWORDS: memories; the60s; the70s
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To: catfish1957

Bactine? Heck, we sloshed on the mercurochrome. Had to have our daily doses of mercury, right?


61 posted on 08/15/2014 10:25:04 AM PDT by LiveFree99
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To: Second Amendment First

Did you and me live next door to each other?


62 posted on 08/15/2014 10:25:20 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Model rocket with nose cone full of black powder, and both nose cone and engine epoxied in to the rocket body.

Amazing, window-rattling fun.


63 posted on 08/15/2014 10:26:00 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: dfwgator

Children are either to the left or the right of the pink short shorts, not sure.


64 posted on 08/15/2014 10:26:41 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: sima_yi

My buddies did that too, except we didn’t have access to black powder, so we would take firecrackers, empty them out, and use that to fill the cartridges.


65 posted on 08/15/2014 10:27:06 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: neefer

Choking the cousin made me laugh out loud. Did you get into trouble?


66 posted on 08/15/2014 10:27:11 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Don’t forget blowing up things with carbide( Bangzite)


67 posted on 08/15/2014 10:27:28 AM PDT by Renegade
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To: WayneS
They had an authorized student smoking area at my high school.

Lot’s of high schools in Virginia did.

Yep. The teachers' lounge inside was a cloud of smoke and we had our own smoking section for us students outside. Once in a while a teacher would join us.

My brother is an occasional smoker and elementary school teacher. He's not allowed to possess tobacco anywhere on school grounds, even in his car. He's all but quit and switched over to e-cigs. He says there's few worse transgressions a teacher can do than to show up to class smelling like smoke.

My 4th grade teacher used to smoke at his desk before the morning bell rang.

Different times...

68 posted on 08/15/2014 10:27:53 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68

Last year, hidden in the rafters in my parents garage at their lake house, we found a box similar to this. We got them out and started playing until mom came out and said she had been looking for them because they were dangerous and needed to be thrown away promptly.

Kind of a bummer. They were more fun that horse shoes.

69 posted on 08/15/2014 10:28:17 AM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: Drew68

I was born in 1958. The neighborhood stores sold BB’s, slingshots, marbles and fireworks.

I shot a bottle rocket down a yellow jacket hole. You just can’t run fast enough.


70 posted on 08/15/2014 10:28:35 AM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: roofgoat

The steel balls from a pachinko machine worked especially well in a wrist rocket - also 1.4” ball bearing, which for some reason were in plentiful supply in my dad’s garage.


71 posted on 08/15/2014 10:28:51 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: roofgoat

72 posted on 08/15/2014 10:28:55 AM PDT by roofgoat
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To: Renegade

Mixing baking soda and vinegar was always good for some quick easy fun. My older brother did it once it a sealed glass jar, with predictable results.


73 posted on 08/15/2014 10:29:01 AM PDT by LiveFree99
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To: VerySadAmerican

Yes indeed! And that cousin grew up to be a crazy, non stop talking Democrat. I wished I’d kept the bottom on “up” but I gave her some time to breath before auntie caught me.


74 posted on 08/15/2014 10:29:42 AM PDT by neefer (Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run.)
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To: WayneS

better than a musket


75 posted on 08/15/2014 10:30:24 AM PDT by roofgoat
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To: Tijeras_Slim

76 posted on 08/15/2014 10:30:31 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Second Amendment First

Aerosol can flame throwers were popular in my neighborhood.

Spray paint was good. Ether starting fluid was the best.


77 posted on 08/15/2014 10:31:11 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: neefer

I was thinking “I’d like to roll the window up on a few liberal cousins right now.”


78 posted on 08/15/2014 10:31:17 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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To: roofgoat
I remember seeing those monkey ads along with tea cup chihuahuas and “sea monkeys”.
79 posted on 08/15/2014 10:32:04 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SOUL BROTHER! This house is not armed! (Signs people thought would protect them in the 1960s))
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To: aomagrat

My younger brother and I once improvised “bee suits” from winter clothing and threw earth clods at a wasps’ nest. We ran like heck inside, taking along a few wasps. No stings, though, so we were lucky.


80 posted on 08/15/2014 10:32:13 AM PDT by LiveFree99
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