Posted on 11/28/2014 8:12:38 AM PST by ReformationFan
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – An unusual marriage took place on Sunday in Bogotá.
Dressed in a white suit and a red tie, Richard Torres, a young environmentalist from Peru, sealed his love for a tree in a symbolic act meant to emphasize the importance of preserving nature.
"I declare you life partners and forever in pure love, on behalf of the elements of nature and of God " said Colombian actress Kristina Lilley, who performed the ceremony on Bogota's National Park.
The participants, some with musical instruments in hand, threw rice at the newlyweds and demanded in chorus: " Kiss, kiss, kiss... "
Torres said in an interview with The Associated Press that the initiative "is setting a precedent for people to compromise and not kill nature.”
Meanwhile, Lilley said: "The call was to preserve the environment, to stop cutting trees, care for animals and live in peace and tolerance."
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Wait for him to find out she can be a Beech and be CROTCHety sometimes. That will probably become the ROOT of a divorce. She will be the first ash for one.
Who gets custody if she bears any little nuts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc
I posted my question before I saw your post. That’s the best! Thanks.
Woke Up With Wood
ZZ Top
When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
I was lying there thinking ‘bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
LOL, that was my first thought too. I do wonder, however, how does he plan to consumate the marriage without them?
Maybe the tree has a suitable hollow. He should check it for squirrels first, however. There may be a squirrel's nuts in it, too!
DANG!
A sleepy hollow maybe? This chump must be out of his tree. The jokes just write themselves don't they?
I give it six months before she leaves him.
Anyone think this half-wit has ever taken out his wallet and bought trees with his own money and planted them his own hands?
Talk about being out on a limb! Does this relationship have any roots?
And remember what does cash come from? Trees!!!!
She gets full, considering that she gets herself pregnant.
The world is full of insane people
Hope he checked for bees first.
For porn, he watches the rolleo.
Correct, you aren’t sleeping there!
I have heard of many trees being “knocked down” never “knocked up! :^}
My college alumni magazine started publishing same sex marriages in it's last issue.
Several classmates from my era - late 1960’s - made the list.
I used to read the obituaries first...
“Wow, that guy or that girl is dead?
Now it's...
“Wow, that guy or that girl was gay?”
I understand that he has started writing a book, the title of which is:
Splinters in my Penis
My Life in a Knothole
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