Posted on 12/05/2014 11:40:20 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant
Whether you try to hide it or not, you fart. Everybody does.
But even though it's such a routine activity — the average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day — there's a lot about farting that you might not know.
As part of research into the microbiome — the rich community of bacteria that live throughout your body — scientists have learned all sorts of interesting things about the bacteria that produce gas inside your intestines. Here are 9 crucial things to know about flatulence.
(Excerpt) Read more at vox.com ...
Add broccoli and asparagus, and a masterwork of evil it would be.
I have some of each in the freezer.
Hmmmmmm.........
It happened in my home town in Church
On a sunday mornin
It was so loud and stunk so bad,we got outta church a half hour early
I was 17 and watchin the older folk suppress laughter
Was classic
Yes. Ask my uncle. Then, RUN!
The girl was a Johnson from Johnson’s in Summerville GA
We had a male who was a standard or Scott ABD from Konfedrate Kennels in NE Georgia.....we had to return him after two years...he bit all the kids including one badly
He’s now their head sire...Bedford....
But yes...she...the Johnson... could rip
The girl was a Johnson from Johnson’s in Summerville GA
We had a male who was a standard or Scott ABD from Konfedrate Kennels in NE Georgia.....we had to return him after two years...he bit all the kids including one badly
He’s now their head sire...Bedford....
But yes...she...the Johnson... could rip
>> My old girl American Bulldog could burn your eyes farting
I dunno, my 80 lb GSD might be ready for a challenge... but she’s the prettiest thing that will melt one’s heart.
Yes....richer food....worse dog farts
Origen....great but pricey bagged food will make them fart like maniacs
Marking, for someone else to read.
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When your boss is bothering you...lookin over your shoulder....say,........”Im reasonably certain you are breathing air I recently expelled from my anus”.
Ive tryed this....I I consider it a useful and reliable tool.
P.S...... Bacon is Good,Dogs are Nice,Women are People.
Little known fact outside of medicine:
Don’t try to sneak one past a general surgeon while he is doing abdominal surgery. Doung so will cause all manner of consternation.
Why? He will think he accidentally nicked the patient’s bowel.
>> Women rarely seem bust noisy dorsal explosions like us guys—you know, a real detonation that makes the dog start.
That’s because we men know that to get to Carnegie Hall, we have to PRACTICE.
10. Anytime two or more people are in the presence of a fart someone starts laughing.
I would like to get some coffee IN me this morning, instead of ON me, and the desk, and the computer, ...
Thanks for the laugh to start my Saturday.
This should pretty much be the last word on the subject...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
Only if you are a grandfather.
I once bent over to pick up a book in class and expelled a vast amount of gas, and very loud it was, my friend in direct line flew out of his chair, rolling across the aisles...
He helped alleviat the embarassment.
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