Does anyone use a rice dispenser ? (VANITY)

self | December 15, 2014 | knarf

[Responsibility2nd]

I like Jasmine Rice.

Googled her. She seems nice. I'm sure I would like her too.

[varon]

Because it only distributes it by the grain!

Something akin to a PEZ dispenser except much huger.............

[AppyPappy]

Sweet Mother of Pete. You are going to buy something to get rice out of a bag.
Why don’t you send me one of those piles of money that are in your way, Mr Rothschild Von Gotrocks III?

[HiTech RedNeck]

What kind of dog polish does it use. Can it polish cats too?

[Vigilanteman]

Had one when we lived in Japan. Very handy until they attract bugs.

The problem can be avoided by putting bay leaves in your rice, as we learned later. They actually make the rice a little tastier, believe it our not.

[lee martell]

See what I mean? You can see each individual tooth! She can be ‘maintained’ at a low boil for hours!

[Fungi]

Iused to use uncle Ben's. I have since discovered basmati rice and have never bought the avuncular variety again. Converted simply means parboiled, which you are paying extra for. A ten pound bag of basmati rice goes for around $10 for a good quality label, half the cost of the uncle's rice. and it tastes better too.

[knarf]

This is how I feed and water my 85lb Lab once every week and a half

[Fester Chugabrew]

That’s ricist!

[knarf]

took only 25 posts

[Alex Murphy]

How is it I’ve lived 57 years and never have heard of a rice dispenser before?

We have several of them in our house, in various sizes. We like them so much, we even have pet names for them. We call them "spoons".

[South40]

I use Basmati Rice too, and I get it from a similar dispenser.

[RBStealth]

seems like if you need a rice dispenser, then you’ll need a premeasured water dispenser also....and many other things ad infinitum. Dont forget the charmin on your tushie!

[SparkyBass]

That’s Ricist.

[rfreedom4u]

you savage

My wife would confirm that remark!

[Maelstorm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ht2Z7U-6I

[Calvin Locke]

Ah, but it internet accessible? In a current thread about useless kitchen gadget on usenet’s rec.food.cooking, there was a link to a refrigerator egg storage unit that you could remotely query to see if you might need to pick up more eggs while you’re shopping.

Really, you just never know if you’re going to need to pick up tens of pounds more rice while you’re out shopping as well.

[equaviator]

THAT’S RICE-ISM!

[Calvin Locke]

Never thought about rice. Have taped a bay leaf to the underside of the lid of a flour canister though.

[knarf]

you obviously know little of bulk shopping and storage .... nor Asian diet