Skip to comments.
Ayn Rand Reviews Children’s Movies
The New Yorker
| December 18, 2014
| Mallory Ortberg
Posted on 12/21/2014 12:21:17 PM PST by iowamark
Link only per The New Yorker copyright complaint:
Ayn Rand Reviews Children's Movies
TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: aynrand; rand
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-31 next last
LOL
1
posted on
12/21/2014 12:21:17 PM PST
by
iowamark
2
posted on
12/21/2014 12:21:44 PM PST
by
iowamark
(I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
To: iowamark
Darn Funny.
Why her obsession with cats?
3
posted on
12/21/2014 12:27:07 PM PST
by
verga
To: iowamark
Nice find.
The funny thing is, the bow-tied bumkissers at the NYT probably think they are lampooning Ayn. However, most conservatives are nodding our heads in agreement on just about every review!
To: verga
Why her obsession with cats?Because Miss Rand was a very intelligent woman. ;^)
5
posted on
12/21/2014 12:29:41 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: iowamark
Perhaps next she can do Christian themed movies...
6
posted on
12/21/2014 12:33:02 PM PST
by
stormer
To: Slings and Arrows
Up
A man refuses to sell his home to serve the convenience of others, which is his right as an American citizen. He meets a dog, which neither finds food for him nor protects him from danger. He would have been better off with a cat. There are no cats in this movie. Two stars.
Very good review.
7
posted on
12/21/2014 12:34:38 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: stormer
She would give no stars for any of them. She had no tolerance for religion.
8
posted on
12/21/2014 12:46:05 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
There are no trains in this movie.
9
posted on
12/21/2014 12:46:47 PM PST
by
golux
To: Kirkwood
Neither Christmas nor Christmas movies have much at all to do with religion. However, Polar Express features a train.
10
posted on
12/21/2014 12:48:42 PM PST
by
golux
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
She missed her calling. ;^)
11
posted on
12/21/2014 12:49:21 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: iowamark
If there was ever someone who succeeded in bipartisan humor, it was the New Yorker. Ayn Rand is too far out there for most people.
To: ADemocratNoMore; Aggie Mama; alarm rider; alexander_busek; AlligatorEyes; AmericanGirlRising; ...
It’s a satire on Rand, not real Rand, but it’s still hilarious. Write your own Randian movie reviews!
13
posted on
12/21/2014 1:10:11 PM PST
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
To: sauropod
14
posted on
12/21/2014 1:20:09 PM PST
by
sauropod
(Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
To: iowamark
Goldilocks and the Three Bears A miserable thief burglarizes the home of three industrious citizens and helps herself to the fruits of their labors, leaving no means of exchange behind. She chooses only those possessions that most suit her and discards the rest as unmarketable and therefore worthless. The citizens return home and chase the thief off. A dark tragedy, probably not for young children. No cats or trains. There is porridge. Two stars.
(By the way, that was how the original story went.)
To: iowamark
” I believe more movies should be made about enterprising young boys who are given factories. “
BWAHAHAHAHA!
16
posted on
12/21/2014 2:11:51 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: iowamark
Good stuff! Thanks for posting.
(Note for those of us who are satire-impaired: Ayn didn’t really write these.)
17
posted on
12/21/2014 2:23:12 PM PST
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: Publius
19
posted on
12/21/2014 2:38:14 PM PST
by
Explorer89
(And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
To: iowamark
Old Yeller
A farm animal ceases to be useful and is disposed of humanely. A valuable lesson for children. Four stars.
LOL
20
posted on
12/21/2014 2:41:37 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-31 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson