[PROCON]

She's lucky I'm not 25 again...

[Celtic Conservative]

I’m good with that.

CC

[woofie]

People Magazine has named Kate Upton the Sexiest Woman Alive,

As opposed to what? sexiest woman who is dead ?

[freedumb2003]

top 10 but hardly #1

[nascarnation]

It’s not Michelle Obama?
Man the MSM really is turning sour on the regime...

[SpaceBar]

Popular culture doesn’t even know what a real woman is.

[montag813]

She’s cute. But boobs don’t make one ‘sexiest.’ There are so many more sexy women than her, some are still sexier at twice her age.

[Envisioning]

IBTBP!

In befor the bewb pics!😛

[goldstategop]

Now for swimsuit porn for your viewing pleasure:)

Oh my eyes! :)

[struggle]

She doesn't need to be scantily clad to beautiful either

[Mr. Jeeves]

She’s cute - in a “Girl who works at the closest Starbucks” sort of way. “Sexiest Woman Alive” is not even the right frame of measurement.

[Vendome]

Whe could break Laz’s heart or sumpin....

[Envisioning]

Before the thread gets pulled ping!

[vladimir998]

“She’s lucky I’m not 25 again...”

No, she wishes you were. . . so you could date her fat friend while she goes out with me.

[Snickering Hound]

[Oztrich Boy]

First-Ever Sexiest Woman? There weren’t at least 3 sexy women living before she turned up?

[fso301]

Glad to see she’s doing something. She took it pretty hard when I dumped her.

[jughandle]

Eh, cute...but depends on who is judging.

[steve86]

Fat

[dfwgator]

Yeah, but she’s totally ruined Justin Verlander.

[hecticskeptic]

So if she is the ‘first ever sexiest woman alive’, what were women before that? One would assume that it’s all relative and has always been that way, no? Or BU (before Upton) was there only one level of sexiness on the CSS (comparative sexiness scale)?