Posted on 01/16/2015 4:16:37 AM PST by Lucky9teen
France is mad at Obama for not being at the Charlie Hebdo rally. He tried to go but didn’t make it past airport security. It’s messed up when your president fits the profile.
that’s cool, and to think that guy at the office was giving me crap for putting two sugars in my coffee while holding a coke. I wonder how much sugar beer has in it?
I miss editors.
Hah!! I just read it the way it was meant. Please disregard my previous post.
I mix my bourbon with caffeine free diet Coke.
I don’t need the sugar, and I’ve found that the alcohol wears off before the caffeine causing me to wake up in the middle of the night.
I like to ask them if they watch America’s most wanted. When they reply no I say good.
Bum Phillips, the legendary character and head coach of the former Houston Oilers football team once said , "My wife is so ugly that when I go on the road, I kiss my wife twice so I don't have to kiss her when I come home."
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Obama’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the hell was that guy?”
“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied.
“He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he don’t know squat about bear hunting.
Is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?”
A mature Asian woman was driving all over the road, swerving from lane to lane, up on the curb and nearly running down one pedestrian after another.
A motorcycle cop saw this and pulled her over. “Hey! Do you know what you are doing???!!”, he yelled as he approached her car.
“No I don’t”, she said
I knew Livingston and Kate but never got to meet James.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
They don't look so cute from this angle....
On the Bacon Burger above: unsmoked back bacon, unsmoked streaky bacon, smoked back and smoked streaky bacon, turkey bacon, prosciutto, mortadella, pancetta, a bacon burger, a sausage patty and chicken fried bacon, AND to top it all off there’s bacon crisps, baconnaise and bacon dusted chips.
Wow!
Wait until the end..... 
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