Icebergs 'have sound signature'

BBC News ^ | 1/29/15 | Rebecca Morelle

[fuzzylogic]

That’s my take too. There’s this weird ‘jump to negative conclusion’ mindset whenever climate change is discussed. Why always bad? Why couldn’t it be a good thing?

...they’re banking on ignorance and making people assume their hysteria is justified, as they’re “scientists”, Archimedes be damned.

[M Kehoe]

Good afternoon.

Icebergs 'have sound signature'

I'm sure the SSBNs and fast attacks know this...more important than globull warming.

5.56mm

[a fool in paradise]

I’m sure they’re trying to tell us something...

"STOP KILLING MY PEOPLE FOR FUN AND FOOD!"

[gov_bean_ counter]

That can happen when you blow heat out your...
never mind.

[Hot Tabasco]

Can’t you hear the cries of the icebergs?

You should hear the muffled screams coming from my freezer........

[Da Coyote]

They’re really scraping bottom, not?

Of course, the conclusions that will be reached once the sounds have been analyzed are already determined.

Ergo, the algorithm will proceed as follows:

1. Determine sounds that will be created due to global warming
2. Collect audio from glaciers
3. Frequency analysis of data
4. Apply filtering with filter tuned to eliminate those sounds not associated with predetermined hypothesis
5. Amplify results
6. Pass paper for peer review only to others with little or no experience in statistics, signal processing, or physics
7. Trumpet results to those with virtually no technical abilities whatsoever, e.g., the press and politicians.

[MeshugeMikey]

[Cyman]

New TV show “ The Ice Whisperer”

[MeshugeMikey]

I KNOW WHERE Obie Gets His Icees!!

[BitWielder1]

Foregone Conclusion in 3...2...

[GOYAKLA]

May be someone will record the sounds of a fetus(Living Human) doing an abortion, so we can listen and discuss Global Indifference!

[NormsRevenge]

Remake time

The Icemanberg Cometh

[Slings and Arrows]

[a fool in paradise]

“Don’t eat the yellow snow.” -F.Zappa

[dfwgator]

“Well we already knew Jews had good voices.”

“Uh, the article is about Icebergs.”

“Icebergs, Goldbergs, Greenbergs, what’s the difference?”

[Red_Devil 232]

Explain what happens when an ice cube melts into a glass of Bourbon.

[MeshugeMikey]

The Premiere Of the finished...Whizz Freeze Ad!!

were in Panther WHizz Country? no.. thats been done hasnt it,

[CrazyIvan]

Are they North or South Poles?

[djf]

I heard something interesting last night.

A guy was talking on the radio about Planet X and whatever BS he could dream up.

But at one point, he said “All the sounds people are hearing, the booms and trumpet sounds, etc. are the Earths crust disconnecting from the core”...

This whole thing was in preparation of a polar shift.

So, take it or leave it.. I just thought it was interesting having never heard this one before!

[GeronL]

translation of one of the songs

“Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda... here I am at Camp Hiya-poda....”