Jimmy hates Democrats. Smart rodent.
What did the idiot think the ground hog was gonna do, kiss him? :)
Knew a guy who worked for the local radio station in Punxsutawney, PA. His boss was the guy who was supposed to yank the groundhog out of the hole. He got bit too.
Is the groundhog alright?
“Can’t a groundhog get any sleep around here”, groused Jimmy.
Good!
(Chuck was the name of the rodent DeBlasio dropped and killed last year.)
Six more weeks of rabies shots for the mayor...
Groundhogs are prey animals and as such are more fearful than a dog or cat of strange things and nothing could be more disconcerting than have some arsehole rip you out of your den before you’re really ready [my pet groundhog never came out of hibernation before St Valentine’s day and even then he always acted like he needed a two-day dose of coffee] and hand you over to some nasty Democrat [animals can tell if you’re a jerk] and hoist you high. While groundhogs are very good climbedrs in a pinch they are still rather afraid of heights so I’m sure this one delivered a good bite- the mayor might have a nice ear perforation to hang sone jewelry from. I was bit by mine when I scoopped him up to keep him from getting attacked by a dog when he wanted to head for a hole he hadn’t dug yet.
exactly. jimmy’s cousin got spiked like a football last year, so he wasn’t taking any chances.
Perforated democrats - just another reason to love woodchucks. Can we get one for Biden?
The Groundhog Tradition is quaint and very charming, but I’m really surprised it’s still widely performed to this day. I say we can keep the stovepipe hats, keep the declarations of self reliance during the continued winter, and stop bothering that ground rodent to get an annual photo op.
Rat bites rat. Film at 11.
In the old days they use to pull it out of the hole and EAT IT
I trap the gophers that invade my yard and only stick my hand down there when wearing heavy gloves. They may be little but they have a serious set of front teeth. More than one that was not killed by the trap has put his teeth into my glove.
I live in SP. The activity this morning might be why the damned roads were so messed up this morning.
The city plow trucks were off the roads at 7pm last night during an almost blizzard. But damned sure they had town square plowed out.
I’m glad that creature took a bit of the mayors neck out. He’s a demo/nazi anyways.
Now the groundhog’s gonna need rabies shots. As well as distemper, tetanus, polio, malaria, diphtheria, rubella, varicella, as well as the one that keeps your brain from shriveling up and floating out your ear-hole injections. Bet he swears off democrats!
That is really unfortunate for the poor little groundhog. Now the groundhog has to go in and get shots. Somebody must really be angry at the groundhog to expose him to such danger.