Penis-Size Study 'Am I Normal?'

CNBC ^ | 3 Mar 2015 | Bill Briggs

[mrsmith]

For some men, love has long been a battle of inches. But a new report revealing the "definitive" length of typical manhood may let many guys breathe easier ...

[Chode]

heh heh heh, heh, heh heh

[null and void]

True, but keep in mind it took Microsoft decades to recognize the biggest key on the keyboard.

The habit of not being able to use the SpaceBar to enter a file name carried over to screen names on many forums, particularly back in the dark ages of 2000 when TontoKowalski signed up on FR.

[tumblindice]

“turned to stone”
If you smack a cat with it and the cat can’t scratch it, you’re in ‘Condition 1.’
(As well as violating at least a couple laws, natural and man-made.)

[The Cajun]

Damn, you’re making it hard to “split hairs”, but I don’t give up easily :)

[dfwgator]

“Dang, this water is cold.”

“Yeah, and it’s deep, too.”

[null and void]

As long as you don’t split infinitives, you’re OK...

[null and void]

Oh, it’s not that deep...

[The Cajun]

Damn, I hate when HTML does that, “split hairs”, "split hairs".

[Zeneta]

178 mm = 7.008 in.

So, on average, you were focused on bowling.

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Your base line and my expressions for what others consider average may leave you alone in your assessment.

[Cheerio]

Obie Bragging

[tumblindice]

You know what gator, that Korean boastie boy Kim Jong-un gets one a them ‘Long March’ missiles from the Red Chinese, and bolts it to one a his ‘Dong feng’ bottle rockets, and then he’s got the nerve to call it the “Long Dong” AND he says he can bugger our west coast!

Well, I’d just like to see him try! Grrrrrrrrr
(And don’t forget—the White House too!)

[a fool in paradise]

FR will let you enter a name with or without spaces in the “To:” field. His name has precluded anyone else from taking it in this site even if they add the spaces. If you type the name with the space, FR will recognize his account and ‘correct’ the display.

[Vermont Lt]

I thought word count did not matter. It was the quality of the writing.

[Vendome]

I think you’ve “touched” on something and have your finger its pulse...

[21twelve]

“As long as you don’t split infinitives, you’re OK...”

The guy tried the pills and everything and nothing worked. He finally went to see a witch doctor. The witch doctor gave him some tea and said “Count to three and you'll get an erection. It will last as long as you want, but don't let it last longer than an hour. When you are done, count to four. But then it will take a day to recover.”

The guy couldn't wait to show his wife, it had been years. He told her to get into bed - he had a surprise for her. She slipped into bed, and he went into the bathroom to drink his tea, and then said the special words: “1,2,3”

From the bedroom his wife called out “Honey - what's the 1,2,3 for?”

So remember - never end your sentences with a preposition. It will leave you with a dangling participle.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[FredZarguna]

Not my baseline. You offered your gal-pals a soft seven or a hard eight. Since your average [178] was the soft number [in English units] the conclusion that you were -- on average -- more interested in bowling than other pursuits follows.

[FredZarguna]

“Dang, this water is cold.”

“Yeah, and it’s deep, too.”

And the drain pipe is rusty.

[The Cajun]

Aware of that, been around this rodeo for a while.

[uglybiker]

And of course there’s the story of Bill and Melinda Gates on their wedding night where she says: “Now I know why you call it Micro Soft”.