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CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force
CERN ^ | 1 Apr 2015 | Cian O'Luanaigh

Posted on 04/01/2015 1:23:36 AM PDT by Krosan

Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.


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1 posted on 04/01/2015 1:23:36 AM PDT by Krosan
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To: Krosan
And April Fool Day starts.... There will lots of these releases today.

And I lucked out with a VA appointment. I hope they keep it serious there. LOL!

/johnny

2 posted on 04/01/2015 1:28:36 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Krosan

Strong the force is in this one...


3 posted on 04/01/2015 1:38:49 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: JRandomFreeper

May the Schwartz be with you.


4 posted on 04/01/2015 1:47:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Dressed In Blue" - http://youtu.be/iAtvVsXvWCo)
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To: Slings and Arrows
LOL! I'm not the only one that remembers.

/johnny

5 posted on 04/01/2015 1:51:50 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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6 posted on 04/01/2015 1:58:18 AM PDT by Krosan
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To: JRandomFreeper

“I am your Father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

“What does that make us?”

“Absolutely nothing!”


7 posted on 04/01/2015 2:01:10 AM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I think we all have a Major Asol in our lives.


8 posted on 04/01/2015 2:03:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Dressed In Blue" - http://youtu.be/iAtvVsXvWCo)
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To: Krosan

“May the Force be with EU”

Clever.


9 posted on 04/01/2015 2:37:06 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: Krosan

Yeah, but their light saber prototype is way too big. Needs more R&D money.


10 posted on 04/01/2015 3:10:09 AM PDT by Pecos (What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.)
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To: Krosan

It looks like the eggheads at CERN, although they do not realize it, have just come up against the REAL FORCE; The Lord Jesus Christ.

Colossians 1:17 “He was before all else began and it is His power that holds everything else together.”


11 posted on 04/01/2015 4:04:00 AM PDT by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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To: samtheman

Well, there used to be a Force in Texas, but it got cancelled by the Congress in 1993.


12 posted on 04/01/2015 4:35:31 AM PDT by Krosan
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To: samtheman

To add to the story ... while before the first thing aliens from parallel universe were to hear was a rather friendly “Don’t mess with Texas” it has now been changed to “If you’re not Swiss you’re piss”.


13 posted on 04/01/2015 4:49:53 AM PDT by Krosan
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