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Great Question:If It Was You Facing The Reporter At Memories Pizza,How Would You Have Answered?

Posted on 04/03/2015 3:43:19 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016

And who hasn't said to him/herself,"God I Wish It Was Me Who Got The Chance To Speak/Answer to that Reporter". Odds are many of us would of told the "Rude Reporter" something along the lines of "Look, Either You Buy A Pizza Or Get The Hell Out Of My Store!!", Well thats the PG Version of what some of us would have said. So lets hear what many of you would of told that "Dumbfounded & Nosey" Reporter who should of known that Gays Don't Hire A Pizza Parlor to cater their weddings.


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1 posted on 04/03/2015 3:43:19 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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We don’t do catering.

Because, in a lot of places, you required to have a separate license in order to do catering.


2 posted on 04/03/2015 3:46:59 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

I would have said, “what idiot, gay or otherwise, would want his wedding catered by a pizza joint?”


3 posted on 04/03/2015 3:47:09 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Did I hear today that the footage was actually old footage that was unearthed for the recent news story? Or did I mishear?


4 posted on 04/03/2015 3:49:53 PM PDT by originalbuckeye (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; moderation in principle is always a vice. Paine)
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To: The Final Harvest

I would have asked the reporterette if she wanted to perform a Lewinski on me...else get out.


5 posted on 04/03/2015 3:51:11 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: UCANSEE2
I would have said, “what idiot, gay or otherwise, would want his wedding catered by a pizza joint?”

Listening this rubbish non-stop on talk radio for days, I have been wondering the same thing.
6 posted on 04/03/2015 3:51:14 PM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

GFY. And get the hell out my store, you professional liar.


7 posted on 04/03/2015 3:52:29 PM PDT by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: UCANSEE2

how about “Are You Twalkin’ To Me”?? in a very very angry new york fashion.


8 posted on 04/03/2015 3:52:33 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

“Well, no, my dear, I don’t think a pallet full of pizzas would fit at a gay wedding any more than your butt fits on a news camera. Is that a wide angle lens?”


9 posted on 04/03/2015 3:54:48 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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lady... There's a place down the road that would be glad the service you.. SISSY
10 posted on 04/03/2015 3:55:08 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: UCANSEE2
I would have said, “what idiot, gay or otherwise, would want his wedding catered by a pizza joint?”

EXACTLY!

11 posted on 04/03/2015 3:55:19 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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In the Dirty Harry books, Harry Callahan had a means of dealing with the TV cameras. He would smile a huge grin, laugh and wave, while uttering the most vile, profanity laced speech he could come up with. This would prevent airing of the audio, and anybody watching the bleeped video would not believe anything serious was being asked or discussed.


12 posted on 04/03/2015 3:55:22 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

I probably would have said, “Get the %$#* out of my face, TV Barbie. I have work to do and no time to be cast for the Maury Povitch News Hour”.


13 posted on 04/03/2015 3:57:31 PM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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To: UCANSEE2

re Post 3. This thread may receive a lot of replies but you have posted the numero uno answer.


14 posted on 04/03/2015 3:58:21 PM PDT by Dartman (Canadian, eh. And proud of it.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

The smart answer would have been, “we’re a pizza place, we don’t do weddings.”


15 posted on 04/03/2015 3:58:58 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?

MediaBitch: Gay weddings are allowed here..

Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?

MediaBitch: Gay weddings are allowed here..

Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?

.........................................................


16 posted on 04/03/2015 4:00:11 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: ExpatGator

or how about “Ahhm, Excuse me miss, but u seem to have a few sheets of soiled toilet paper stuck to your ass.”


17 posted on 04/03/2015 4:01:39 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: UCANSEE2

“You Must Be A Democrat, Only A True Retard Would Ask Such A DumbAss Question”.


18 posted on 04/03/2015 4:06:10 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

NEVER answer a reporter’s question. Regardless of what you say, they’ll twist it to suit their agenda. Even “No comment” is a comment. Just say nothing.


19 posted on 04/03/2015 4:07:39 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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“or how about “Ahhm, Excuse me miss, but u seem to have a few sheets of soiled toilet paper stuck to your ass.””

I like that one...


20 posted on 04/03/2015 4:11:09 PM PDT by babygene
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