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1 posted on 04/24/2015 5:51:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 04/24/2015 5:52:36 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Top 10!


3 posted on 04/24/2015 5:52:55 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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Whooo hooo - top ten!


4 posted on 04/24/2015 5:53:14 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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TGIF!


5 posted on 04/24/2015 5:53:19 AM PDT by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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6 posted on 04/24/2015 5:54:59 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight of Faith")
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In Before the ping


7 posted on 04/24/2015 5:56:05 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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Top 10! w00t


8 posted on 04/24/2015 5:56:32 AM PDT by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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9 posted on 04/24/2015 5:57:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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TOP 10!


10 posted on 04/24/2015 5:57:43 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson’s Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton


11 posted on 04/24/2015 5:58:33 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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Why do I feel so weird and lightheaded. Oh, top 10. What an experience!!

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water

* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

* A fart when I have diarrhea

* An elevator ride with Ray Rice

* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

* Michael Jackson's Doctor

* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

* A Palestinian on a motorcycle

* Gas station Sushi

* A Jimmy Carter economic plan

* Brian Williams news reports Obama's so-called Birth Certificate

* Loch Ness monster sightings

* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

h/t Bill


A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Yeah, please take the dog for a long walk."

h/t Leo

12 posted on 04/24/2015 5:59:12 AM PDT by upchuck (The current Federal Governent is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V.)
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Top 10!


13 posted on 04/24/2015 5:59:27 AM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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TOP 20!!


20 posted on 04/24/2015 6:04:52 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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22 posted on 04/24/2015 6:10:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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There is so much going on with the ClintonS money scandals that we need to have popcorn on auto-refill via Amazon.

The ClintonS and Haiti coming up at 9:00 a.m. (CT) on FoxNews with Bill Hemmer & Martha McCallum.


23 posted on 04/24/2015 6:10:58 AM PDT by TomGuy
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25 posted on 04/24/2015 6:13:23 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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26 posted on 04/24/2015 6:13:47 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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27 posted on 04/24/2015 6:14:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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28 posted on 04/24/2015 6:14:48 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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29 posted on 04/24/2015 6:15:07 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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