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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 07/10/2015 6:20:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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In case you wondered...
To: Lucky9teen
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,
"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:20:41 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 5 perhaps? IBTP?
My offering today is kind of meager:
The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people.
The problem is...
All men are
seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is,
after a few years,
the nympho leaves....
But the maniac stays.
h/t SC
What's a Racist, Homophobe, Sexist, or Bigot?
Someone winning a discussion with a liberal.
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:22:23 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(There is no coexisting with those who want to destroy us from within.)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IBTP TGIF!
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:23:04 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten? Pleasepleasepleaseplease.....
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:25:24 AM PDT
by
MissNomer
To: upchuck
WOOT......happy friYAY....
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:26:02 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:27:11 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:31:19 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Will the progressives dig up Robert Byrd?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:36:07 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Lucky9teen
So a deer walks into a bar...
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:40:17 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:46:32 AM PDT
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Lucky9teen
Good Morning!
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:52:08 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:53:19 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 6:54:45 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 7:12:42 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
(NO Prisoners.)
To: red-dawg
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posted on
07/10/2015 7:13:20 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
(NO Prisoners.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 7:17:47 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping on the prairie one night.
Around 2AM Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger...
Kemosabe...Look up. What you see?
The Lone Ranger looks up at the sky, groggy...
Well, I see a clear sky with lots of stars...
Tonto says “What that mean to you Kemosabe?”
Well, astronomically it means there are millions of stars and galaxies out there.
Astrologically it means Leo is rising.
Mathematically it means we are probably not alone in the universe.
Meteorologically it means tomorrow should be a nice day.
He gazes for a few moments...what’s it mean to you Tonto?
Kemosabe...you dumb as a buffalo chip. It mean someone stole tent!
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posted on
07/10/2015 7:18:48 AM PDT
by
Paleo Pete
(If you had everything...where would you put it?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/10/2015 7:41:23 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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