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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


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To: Monkey Face

Good Night!


3,501 posted on 09/17/2015 3:37:16 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Pippin

Guess I won’t get my question answered


3,502 posted on 09/17/2015 3:39:29 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Pippin

Not necessarily. I don’t know if the CSA was ever recognize as a country be anyone outside.


3,503 posted on 09/17/2015 3:46:12 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Then I can still say they were born in the United States.


3,504 posted on 09/17/2015 3:47:20 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Pippin

And were children born in the CSA not considered citizens after the war?


3,505 posted on 09/17/2015 3:47:45 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Pippin

I think so. But I am no authority.


3,506 posted on 09/17/2015 3:48:30 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

I think they were.


3,507 posted on 09/17/2015 3:51:44 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Pippin

If they didn’t have to be naturalized then probably they were.


3,508 posted on 09/17/2015 3:57:14 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

I tried googling the question about that but got nothing. maybe they were still considered citizens.


3,509 posted on 09/17/2015 3:58:40 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: ArGee

And No none of my ancestors who were born during the Civil War either in Tennessee or North Carolina had to be naturalized.


3,510 posted on 09/17/2015 4:00:12 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Monkey Face

Jake is still droopy, but his coat is looking better. I just gave him a pain pill. Usually this time of night he’s insisting on going outside.


3,511 posted on 09/17/2015 4:45:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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"Usually this time of night he’s insisting on going outside."

Jake and I are so different.

3,512 posted on 09/17/2015 4:55:23 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

That is inarguable.


3,513 posted on 09/17/2015 4:56:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn

Around were I live it’s getting to be were if you’re not in before dark you better keep looking over your shoulders. I mean after dark the weirdoes come out.

Not to mention the drunks and the drug addicts.

It used to be the middle of Glen Burnie was safe even at night, but, not anymore not even in daytime.


3,514 posted on 09/17/2015 5:09:36 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Pippin

Not an issue, particularly, in these parts. We have coyotes, though.


3,515 posted on 09/17/2015 5:11:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’d rather have the coyotes than some of the so called humans around here!


3,516 posted on 09/17/2015 5:12:15 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; All

Good night everybody!


3,517 posted on 09/17/2015 5:21:11 PM PDT by Pippin (It's not impossible, Just highly unlikely)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee
..when I want a new washer...

Washer? Here's a bunch of 'em. Now you can bypass Aaron's... ;-)


3,518 posted on 09/17/2015 8:26:40 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Pippin; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

3,519 posted on 09/18/2015 3:04:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Monkey Face; ArGee

Somehow, I don’t think those will get my socks clean.


3,520 posted on 09/18/2015 4:09:57 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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