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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

That is what I was afraid of.....to advanced to make it swirl. Lol. :)


4,661 posted on 10/05/2015 2:22:04 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Covenantor
Reminds me of this:

4,662 posted on 10/05/2015 2:27:40 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Covenantor

That kid will go far in life.


4,663 posted on 10/05/2015 2:27:40 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07; Darksheare

Darks will glide with finesse and grace and touch folks with the icy fog when they least expect it. Ask him some day, about the “Anti-Claus.”

(I could tell you about the Anti-Claus, but it’s not my bidniss.)

*ahem*


4,664 posted on 10/05/2015 2:40:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Politicians look for trouble, find it everywhere, diagnose it incorrectly & apply the wrong remedy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Even MENTIONING the Anti-Claus is best done in a very bright room with all entrances and exits clearly in sight and easily accessible.


4,665 posted on 10/05/2015 2:46:23 PM PDT by ArGee (Some days it's just not worth hitting the "abort" button.)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

But the boy built his own redneck farm Segway and that’s a heck of a lot fun.

Face, now that I’ve thought about it, that gizmo would be the perfect Walmart shopping cart for you.... with a canister foghorn of course.


4,666 posted on 10/05/2015 2:49:36 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Ooh yeah! :)


4,667 posted on 10/05/2015 2:53:34 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

The best Wal-Mart shopping device would definitely need a cowcatcher.

One that can handle very big cows.


4,668 posted on 10/05/2015 3:04:45 PM PDT by ArGee (Some days it's just not worth hitting the "abort" button.)
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To: ArGee

LoL,
Evening ArGee. :)


4,669 posted on 10/05/2015 3:31:22 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

I’m so glad you didn’t put “good” on there.

I’m sitting here waiting for others to solve a build problem so we can get an urgent build made and tested and put into Production.

The urgency is palpable and there’s nothing I can do but watch.


4,670 posted on 10/05/2015 3:36:45 PM PDT by ArGee (Some days it's just not worth hitting the "abort" button.)
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To: ArGee

This is where tradition comes into its own.
“ I’m putting the kettle on, anyone for a brew? “
Kills two birds with one stone. :)


4,671 posted on 10/05/2015 3:41:08 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Covenantor

When a wheelbarrow comes with a helmet ......I quit !......:o)


4,672 posted on 10/05/2015 3:58:02 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Squantos

Can’t recall the comedian, but back in the late fifties, he had a skit with this bit,

“James Louis you stay away from that wheelbarrow, you know you don’t know nuthin’ bout machinery!”


4,673 posted on 10/05/2015 4:03:55 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Gefn

Fairway must be similar to our Fresh Market.

I haven’t bought anything there so far, but it’s an awfully pretty place. I like the way they have the coffee and the chocolate facing each other...those two aromas just go together, IMO.


4,674 posted on 10/05/2015 4:24:55 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: ArGee; moose07
"I’m sitting here waiting for others to solve a build problem so we can get an urgent build made and tested and put into Production."

Look on the bright side; at least you aren't working with Legos.

Speaking of which ... What makes sense about using Legos to build a replica of the Antikythera Device?

4,675 posted on 10/05/2015 4:38:08 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (... You POINT AT the mouse, ... and the cat sniffs your finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ArGee

Lego doesn’t corrode in salt water?
Is it even possible to build it in Lego?


4,676 posted on 10/05/2015 5:06:55 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Covenantor

Brother Dave Gardner .......:o)


4,677 posted on 10/05/2015 5:15:16 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Squantos

That’s the man!

Thanks, I can look him up now.

;-)


4,678 posted on 10/05/2015 5:41:15 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: moose07
"Is it even possible to build it in Lego?"

Apparently, there are devices meant to be assembled into the matrix of a Lego assembly to do physical comparisons and gear-working, such as orreries and the Antikythera Mechanism.

I haven't located the links I was following when I was studying the matter, but yes it is possible.

Perhaps a better mechanism for the ardent amateur historian is a clockwork mechanism designed to duplicate the ability of the Antikythera Mechanism to predict eclipses and such. But one has to decide whether a complete duplication is a desirable thing, considering that the dates involved are a couple of thousand years past.

I am inclined to think that the device had a purpose in being aboard a ship in the Mediterranean. I like to think that it could be used to facilitate navigation.

Even after the monumental task of deciphering precisely what the mechanism was and how it could be used, there remain some intriguing possibilities about who used it and in what ways.

It is, or was, in a word, the world's first analog computer; tasked with tracking and indicating eclipses and other movements and relationships of observable heavenly bodies.

An extremely ambitious concept! And it was completed and functional!

.

Two thousand years ago ...

4,679 posted on 10/05/2015 5:43:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (... You POINT AT the mouse, ... and the cat sniffs your finger.)
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To: Covenantor

Is Dave Gardner like Dave Bowman?.

Or my favorite, Dave Lister?,


4,680 posted on 10/05/2015 7:31:04 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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