Animal psychic claims Cecil the lion has spoken to her and given instructions on how to deal...

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[BenLurkin]

Despite the possibility that talking to Cecil would unveil clues about his death, the animal did not offer an explanation.

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Cecil supposedly told Anderson, who specializes in speaking to clients' deceased pets and charges $75 for a fifteen minute session with up to two animals, that he is now 'finer than ever'.

He apparently said he is 'grander than before as no one can take our purity, our truth or our soul'.

'Be strong and speak for all the others who suffer needlessly to satisfy human greed. Bring Light and Love and we will rise above this'.

[I want the USA back]

Pretty eloquent lion. Even speaks English. He spoke to me too. He said “that’s the law of the jungle. Sometimes you’re the hunter, sometimes the hunted. You humans should be talking about the babies you dismember instead of me”

[PGR88]

Cecil and Treyvon are together now, patron saints of American media outrage narrative

[spetznaz]

So, did Cecil speak in English, Shona or Ndebele?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

In the Mane she really puts the bite on her clients.

[LostInBayport]

I thought I heard Cecil last night. Then I remembered I had a burrito for supper.

[norton]

(Cecil)said he is 'grander than before as no one can take our purity, our truth or our soul'.
'Be strong and speak for all the others who suffer needlessly to satisfy human greed. Bring Light and Love and we will rise above this'.

..."now go away while I pounce on this sniveling villager and eat his ethereal innards"

[Larry Lucido]

If the animals are talkative, the bill can really run high.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Larry Lucido]

[Islander7]

Gary Gazelle had not comment his current condition.

[RIghtwardHo]

lol. mmmmmkay

[Salamander]

I know this upsets you but please do not lose focus.

The Cecil Debacle is just another distraction from what they’re ~really~ doing to the country.

It’s an emotional trap.

Do not let yourself be caught.

[1_Rain_Drop]

I didn’t charge Cecil when I spoke with him last night.
He sounded very happy.
He said “I am woman, hear me roar!”

[Slings and Arrows]

Go channel some fetuses. You will be in the afterlife.

DRINK!

[Calvin Locke]

I got to have the psychic over for dinner: [YouTube] "Dinner for Schmucks" clip

[Slings and Arrows]

Yet has anyone spoken for all or any of the butchered sold for parts babies? MAJOR CRICKETS

DRINK!

[Slings and Arrows]

Shirley MacLaine would be so proud. Tells us oh “great one” beyond the pale, who’s speaking for the 60 million babies that were aborted? “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb!”

DRINK!

[Organic Panic]

If I went to a pet psychotic I would here the same thing from all my dead pets.

Pet me
Where’s my ball
Feed me
Time to sleep

I doubt they would go in to liberal new age pap BUT what do I know. I can’t talk to dead pets half way across the world.

I’m surprised Cecil didn’t have something to say about global warming, gay marriage, and Bruce Jenner in drag.

[CatherineofAragon]

[Salamander]

In this case, he is probably justified.

Funny how “Cecil” is leading the news now instead of ‘baby bits sold to highest bidders’.

Political sleight of hand...and we fall for it.