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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/25/2015 6:14:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:19:21 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:19:33 AM PDT
by
fireforeffect
(A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:19:57 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Lucky9teen
Whew we're good for now
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:13 AM PDT
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xp38
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:14 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten? Once can hope.
Some really old jokes:
* A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
* What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
* How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
* When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
* The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:17 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist. Different subject: Go CRUZ!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:22:01 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:22:46 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lucky9teen
Two Groucho Marx anecdotes he said at Carnegie Hall from the album an Evening With Groucho
“A priest once told me I want to thank you for all the joy you’ve brought into this world. I said, and I want to thank you for all the joy you’ve taken out of this world.”
“Once I was traveling and a priest bumped into me, and I dropped my cigar. I said, ‘Jesus Christ!’ The priest reached into his pocket, takes out a cheroot (cigar?). He says, ‘Groucho, you just said the secret word’.”
To: Lucky9teen
To: raccoonradio
A cheroot is, indeed a cigar.
Who says that godly men can’t have a sense of humor?
Actually, if you think about it, godly men MUST have a sense of humor!
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:37:50 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(The rule of law is now the law of rulings - Judicial, IRS, EPA...)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:47:24 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: Lucky9teen
Off to the Oktoberfest in Munich. I’ll have a beer for all Freepers!
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:48:17 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:50:00 AM PDT
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JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 6:53:22 AM PDT
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Monkey Face
(The service that counts the most is usually recognized by God alone.-- Michael T Ringwood)
To: Lucky9teen
Barack and Biden went to the airport to pick up the pope. After getting into the limo there was a sort of awkward silence broken by Biden asking the pope “So how’s the wife?”
Happy Friday everyone!
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posted on
09/25/2015 7:00:40 AM PDT
by
the_boy_who_got_lost
(Trying to sell GodBlessAmerica.us to Trump...what's his phone number?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2015 7:01:14 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Rummyfan
Oh you lucky sumagun. Have two for me :)
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posted on
09/25/2015 7:05:24 AM PDT
by
onona
(something pithy this way comes)
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