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Ohhh, I can see Putin's shoeprint on Obama's ass from my house!

Posted on 10/01/2015 10:18:25 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: palin

1 posted on 10/01/2015 10:18:25 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: Cats Pajamas

Shameless self-promotion on the same topic: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3343431/posts

:)


2 posted on 10/01/2015 10:19:50 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The 17th Amendment was the beginning of the end. The end was the 19th ;) Thank God for the 21st!)
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To: Cats Pajamas

It’s a BIG footprint to....LMAO.....


3 posted on 10/01/2015 10:20:04 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (I have such happy days, and hope you do to!!!)
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To: HarleyLady27

We should draft Bibi for R Presidential candidate.

Since 2008 we know there is no Citizenship requirement.


4 posted on 10/01/2015 10:21:22 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The 17th Amendment was the beginning of the end. The end was the 19th ;) Thank God for the 21st!)
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To: freedumb2003

I think BiBi should stay where he is, my man Trump will be praising him as soon as he gets POTUS, and then you will see how great these two countries will get along....


5 posted on 10/01/2015 10:23:44 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (I have such happy days, and hope you do to!!!)
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To: Cats Pajamas
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We must IMMEDIATELY send a task force of these mighty vessels – now the standard warship in Obama's “New Navy” – into the Med to deal with those pesky Ruskies.

Armed with a single M2 .50 caliber Browning, this much feared naval vessel carries up to 30 rounds of full cardboard jacketed paper bag piercing ammunition. It is the first in an entirely new naval architecture class -- technically, “clitoral” (not to be confused with “littoral”) -- being pushed on the Pentagon by the defense minded wussies in the Obama Administration as a cost-saving measure. If you look closely, you can see the heavy-duty seat restraint which prevents the helmsman/gunner shown here – Seaman 4th Class Kenneth “Kamakazi” Kowalski – from leaping from the vessel prior to engaging the enemy. The 12 V trolling motor – which lacks a reverse function -- propels this sophisticated craft forward at a top speed of 4 knots. Reverse travel – at approximately 35 knots -- is achieved by firing the Browning.

The no-bid contract to build 300 of these fearsome warships was awarded to the Obama-Soros-Emanuel Shipbuilding and Stormdoor Manufacturing Company (formerly General Dynamics) and will be administered by trusted Obama associate, Chicago Mayor and former Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel who commented that, at $12 million each, they are a bargain. Constructed exclusively at the company’s facility in Kenya with major sub-component production (rivets and miscellaneous fasteners) at the company’s Harlem and Skokie plants. Delivery and sea trials of 100 of these began in 2013 with the remaining 200 to follow as soon as the subcontractors’ funds are safely in the contractor's numbered Swiss account.


6 posted on 10/01/2015 10:31:56 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (This entire "administration" has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!)
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To: HarleyLady27

My bet is that Netanyahu already knows everything there is to know about Donald Trump, and stands ready to forge a new and lasting relationship with the USA.

Israel will once again be joined at the hip with a strong and free USA, thanks to President Trump.


7 posted on 10/01/2015 10:36:33 AM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: Dick Bachert

Is there a video of that guy firing the .50 cal ? PLEASE


8 posted on 10/01/2015 10:57:39 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Dick Bachert

Awwwwwwwwww


9 posted on 10/01/2015 11:33:33 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Romans 1:18-32 ..............God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things.....)
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To: butlerweave

That’s how he motors the boat around...


10 posted on 10/01/2015 11:45:38 AM PDT by lump in the melting pot (Half-brother is Watching You!)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Unnecessary vulgarity.


11 posted on 10/01/2015 11:49:53 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
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To: Cats Pajamas
As soon as Zero made that stupid remark about Putin being just a bored kid in the back of the classroom, I knew Putin would not rest until revenge was on its way. Thanks for doing what the Republicans would't do, Putie, and showing our narcissistic waste of air his proper place.

As for the international implications, it remains to be seen whether the average U.S. citizen will be able to be appreciative or not.

12 posted on 10/01/2015 12:02:28 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Who’s the JV team now? Leading with his behind ...


13 posted on 10/01/2015 12:21:20 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

With the lubrication Obama provided I think the shoe did not stop on his ass.


14 posted on 10/01/2015 12:22:26 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: butlerweave

There WAS. Unfortunately, the gun mount was fabricated in Kenya, a critical weld failed and the weapon broke free, flew back into poor Kenneth’s face and took off his head.


15 posted on 10/01/2015 1:24:44 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (This entire "administration" has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!)
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To: Albion Wilde
As for the international implications, it remains to be seen whether the average U.S. citizen will be able to be appreciative or not.

Not...

I think their children will at some point down the road, America will be asked to put the Russian bear back into it's cage...

Europe won't do it...

16 posted on 10/01/2015 1:31:09 PM PDT by Popman (Christ alone: My Cornerstone...)
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To: butlerweave

Boat would suddenly be going backwards!!


17 posted on 10/01/2015 2:53:08 PM PDT by refermech
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To: A CA Guy

It was a three way boogie, Reggie provided the ‘lube’....


18 posted on 10/01/2015 3:03:20 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Funny....


19 posted on 10/01/2015 9:23:46 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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