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Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster (Woman swears at officers, tries to fight them)
WPTV ^ | November 17, 2015 | Tara Molina

Posted on 11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

Anna Marzita Shinkle is charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after falling asleep at the Lani Kai Island Resort's grease dumpster just before 2 a.m. Saturday, according to an Lee County Sheriff's Office report.

"The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles," the report states.

(Excerpt) Read more at wptv.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: dumpster; floriduh; napl; police; shinkle
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Florida can attract the cream of the crop.

Florida ping!

1 posted on 11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is in desperate need of a NAPL


2 posted on 11/20/2015 6:52:48 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Mistook the grease dumpster for a porta-potty ?


3 posted on 11/20/2015 6:53:09 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Grease dumpster of a Chinese restaurant! She probably drifted off, thinking she smelled home cooking.


4 posted on 11/20/2015 6:53:11 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: ConservativeStatement

5 posted on 11/20/2015 6:54:29 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: ConservativeStatement


NO COMMENT

6 posted on 11/20/2015 6:55:00 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: JRios1968

LOL! GMTA


7 posted on 11/20/2015 6:55:28 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: JRios1968

Wow, nice hickey there.


8 posted on 11/20/2015 6:56:06 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: dayglored
On second thought...

"GUILTY!"

9 posted on 11/20/2015 6:57:07 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored

Hey, she cleans up kinda nice!


10 posted on 11/20/2015 6:57:10 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: dayglored

She looks mean


11 posted on 11/20/2015 6:57:28 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: equaviator
> Hey, she cleans up kinda nice!

I'm having trouble trying to visualize her with her pants around her ankles.

You having any better luck?

12 posted on 11/20/2015 6:59:08 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Let me guess - falling down drunk, needed to use the facilities, line was too long, went outside in the alley, passed out in mid-micturition.


13 posted on 11/20/2015 6:59:13 AM PST by wideawake
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To: ConservativeStatement

Its not for that kind of dump!


14 posted on 11/20/2015 6:59:17 AM PST by bigbob
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To: ConservativeStatement

Well, did she slip away?

Was she fried?


15 posted on 11/20/2015 7:00:16 AM PST by meyer (There is no political solution to this troubling evolution...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I bet she was difficult to catch...being like a greased pig and such...


16 posted on 11/20/2015 7:01:04 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Grease is the word.


17 posted on 11/20/2015 7:02:04 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: ConservativeStatement

Grease is the word.
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word


18 posted on 11/20/2015 7:02:16 AM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: GreenHornet

12 seconds! Bravo!


19 posted on 11/20/2015 7:03:01 AM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

How could this happen?

Grease dumpsters are full of rotting grease. You can’t get within 20 feet of one without smelling the rotting grease. It’s vile, not sure how someone could ever fall asleep near it despite how drunk or high.


20 posted on 11/20/2015 7:05:00 AM PST by Malsua
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