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Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster (Woman swears at officers, tries to fight them)
WPTV ^
| November 17, 2015
| Tara Molina
Posted on 11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
Anna Marzita Shinkle is charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after falling asleep at the Lani Kai Island Resort's grease dumpster just before 2 a.m. Saturday, according to an Lee County Sheriff's Office report.
"The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles," the report states.
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TOPICS: Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: dumpster; floriduh; napl; police; shinkle
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Florida can attract the cream of the crop.
Florida ping!
To: Slings and Arrows
This is in desperate need of a NAPL
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:52:48 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: ConservativeStatement
Mistook the grease dumpster for a porta-potty ?
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:53:09 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Grease dumpster of a Chinese restaurant! She probably drifted off, thinking she smelled home cooking.
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:54:29 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ConservativeStatement
NO COMMENT
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:55:00 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: JRios1968
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:55:28 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: JRios1968
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:56:06 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: dayglored
On second thought...
"GUILTY!"
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:57:07 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Hey, she cleans up kinda nice!
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:57:10 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:57:28 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: equaviator
>
Hey, she cleans up kinda nice! I'm having trouble trying to visualize her with her pants around her ankles.
You having any better luck?
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:59:08 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: ConservativeStatement
Let me guess - falling down drunk, needed to use the facilities, line was too long, went outside in the alley, passed out in mid-micturition.
To: ConservativeStatement
Its not for that kind of dump!
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posted on
11/20/2015 6:59:17 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: ConservativeStatement
Well, did she slip away?
Was she fried?
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:00:16 AM PST
by
meyer
(There is no political solution to this troubling evolution...)
To: ConservativeStatement
I bet she was difficult to catch...being like a greased pig and such...
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:01:04 AM PST
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
Grease is the word.
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:02:16 AM PST
by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: GreenHornet
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:03:01 AM PST
by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: ConservativeStatement
How could this happen?
Grease dumpsters are full of rotting grease. You can’t get within 20 feet of one without smelling the rotting grease. It’s vile, not sure how someone could ever fall asleep near it despite how drunk or high.
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posted on
11/20/2015 7:05:00 AM PST
by
Malsua
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