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Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
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Q: What do you call 5 siths heaped on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
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Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
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Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks
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Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
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Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.
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Q: And why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
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Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.
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Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?
A: “Give me a beer and a mop.â€
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Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
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Q: What do you call a Jedi willfully ignorant?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
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Q: Where does Princess Leia make a go at looking for apparel?
A: At the Darth Maul
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Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
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Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
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Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t battle?
An: A Sithy
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
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Q: What do you call two suns battling one another?
A: Star Wars
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Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to gatherings?
An: A tie.
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Q: What is a Jedi’s most loved toy?
An: A yo-yoda
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Q: What tune would Darth Vader sing on the off chance that he were a Disney character?
A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Starâ€
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Q: Which Star Wars character works at an eatery?
A: Darth Waiter
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Q: What do you call a privateer droid?
An: Arrrrr2-D2
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Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi experts know he was inclining towards the dim side?
An: In the Sith Grade.
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Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have tolerance.
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Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
An: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it ties the world together
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Q: What do you call potatoes that have swung to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots
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Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon rather than a Lightsaber?
An: Obi Wan Baloney
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Q: What did the hostility say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
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Q: Why is a droid repairman never desolate?
A: Because he’s continually making new companions!
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Q: What do Gungans place things in?
A: Jar Jars
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Q: Why was yoda such a decent cultivator?
A: He had a green thumb!
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Q: What do you get in the event that you blend a natural product with an abundance seeker?
A: Mango Fett!
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Q: What do you call a man who brings a spite its supper?
A: The hors d’oeuvre.
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Q: What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he attempted to eat bantha pie with a spoon?
An: “Utilization the FORK, Luke.â€
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An: An ele-Vader.
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Q: What might you call Padme in the event that she was a pooch?
A: Petme Imadoggie.
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Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He required a bank clone!
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Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
An: Ouch.
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Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
An: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a mobile Imperial.
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Q: How would you open entryways on Kashyyyk?
A: With a charm key
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Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s center name?
A: “Theâ€
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Q: Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
A: Because they were excessively BOOT-iful!
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Q: Why would it be a good idea for you to never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The boat may almost die laughing.
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Q: What time is it when an AT-AT ventures on your chronometer?
A: Time to get another chronometer.
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Q: Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
A: So that they can say, “Heads or tails!â€
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