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Man trying to 'travel through time' smashes car through two Florida businesses
www.dailymail.co.uk ^
| 13:46 EST, 24 December 2015
| By Kiri Blakeley
Posted on 12/28/2015 7:15:38 AM PST by Red Badger
The unidentified man told police he was 'trying to travel through time' when his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola Caskets Luckily, it was Sunday and no one was in the offices The 40-year-old allegedly told police he was 'entering a time portal' The 'time traveler' was issued a citation and is being evaluated at a local hospital
A confused man who thought he was time traveling smashed his car through two businesses, say police.
A Dodge Challenger plowed through two business in a Pensacola, Florida strip mall on Sunday morning, according to Pensacola News Journal.
The driver sped through the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50am and careened through the front door of Advanced Tax Services.
The car then kept going, smashing through the wall and into the business next door, Pensacola Caskets.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; pensacola; timetravel
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DUDE! You gotta have a DELOREAN, not a DODGE!......................
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:16:46 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(I shot Schroedinger's cat with Chekhov's gun.)
To: Red Badger
Couldn’t make the 88 mph threshold?
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:17:03 AM PST
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Red Badger
his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola Caskets Oh, the irony. Even if you travel through time, you can't avoid death and taxes.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:17:16 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Red Badger
My guess is it didn’t work.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:17:27 AM PST
by
econjack
(I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
To: Red Badger
I don’t think the flux capacitor was available on a Dodge that year.
The Back to the Future jokes write themselves.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:17:47 AM PST
by
rdl6989
To: Jeff Chandler
87 MPH. Not good enough. Not enough jigawatts.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:18:23 AM PST
by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
To: oh8eleven; Jeff Chandler
Well, it was a DODGE..................
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:18:46 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: econjack
Of course it did!
He traveled thru time!
One second he was in the front of the building, the next second he was in the rear!...................
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:19:47 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: Red Badger
He thought he was in "Vanishing Point."
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:20:26 AM PST
by
PLMerite
(The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:20:51 AM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Red Badger
We are all time travelers. We just do it in a linear fashion, second by second.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:20:52 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
To: Red Badger
To: rdl6989
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:21:19 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: oh8eleven
Naw, failed to properly set the time coordinates. Happens all the time.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:21:24 AM PST
by
Roger Kaputnik
(Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
To: rdl6989
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:22:45 AM PST
by
xp38
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:24:09 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Red Badger
You mean it was an old Dodge. Today it's ...
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:24:36 AM PST
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: bmwcyle
He had one of those cheap Chinese knockoffs! ..........................
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:26:06 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: Red Badger
He was, and is, traveling through time.
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posted on
12/28/2015 7:26:15 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If Hillary were held to the same standard as Dinesh D'Souza she'd be in prison for 1,000 years.)
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