Posted on 01/15/2016 10:42:54 AM PST by nickcarraway
I was really looking forward to being dumber than my daughter. For the first 20 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband and I spun a collective daydream about our wise little girl: We pictured her walking through life with confidence and long, wavy hair, a perfect combination of my curly and my husbandâs straight. She'd be his willing partner at museums, so gifted in math she could do her homework without my help. The dumbest, basest jokes, our favorite kind, would make her roll her eyes.
The afternoon of my 20-week ultrasound, I left work early and got on the wrong train. I was late, my husband even later, and we were silent in the waiting room, answering work emails. Following the technician down the hallway, I felt wobbly and unsure: less This is it! than Oh, is this it? We knew we might be wrong, but there hadnât seemed much harm in hoping. What was wrong with wanting the girl with long hair, so smart, annoyingly smart, just like her dad.
In the aquarium glow of the ultrasound room, the technician held the wand over my bare stomach and asked if we wanted to find out.
âYes,â my husband and I said at the same time.
âYou will have â¦â she said, adjusting the wand, âa baby boy.â
Gender disappointment is not a term I was familiar with, but one I quickly learned. Parents magazine points out that there are âways to deal with your mixed feelings.â A blogger for the New York Timesâ Motherlode emphasizes her luck at the health of her child, while Babble recommends being open about your gender-related feelings, whatever they are. Katherine Asberyâs 2008 book, Altered Dreams ⦠Living With Gender Disappointment, devotes 135 pages to struggling and eventually coming to terms with her unfulfilled desire for a girl. (???? my husband texted me, after coming across the copy I bought to research this essay.)
From what I can tell, not many people in the parenting realm have spent much time considering the gender part of the termâs construction. What we see on an ultrasound screen isnât a fetusâs gender â itâs the sex, the purely biological difference based on genitalia. Gender is the set of traits we've decided as a society to associate with those genitals. But when discussing disappointment, no one ever says âI am grieving the X I so vividly imaginedâ or âI was hoping my daughter would have a Y just like mine.â
What they do, instead, is exactly what I did: mourn the image of a child that they've constructed based on the way we expect little girls or boys to behave. Writing for Babble, Andrea Elovson describes what she thought having a girl would be like: âDressing her in frilly clothes, braiding her hair, eventually helping her plan her wedding, and spending countless hours chatting over mimosas at fancy day spas.â But what if her daughter had been a tomboy? What if she didn't want to wear frills or drink bubbly cocktails?
My husband and I shared a daydream that was incredibly specific â and I believed that meant it avoided simplistic gender norms. When relatives asked about the babyâs sex before we knew it, innocently wondering whether to buy pink or blue, I chastised them. It doesnât matter, I wrote. We believe itâs fine for a boy to wear pink! Meanwhile, I spent my lunch break haunting the window displays of expensive baby-clothing stores. If I felt brave enough to go inside, I fingered the $300 dresses in demure plaid and petal pink, the useless ballet slippers with bows, and imagined her learning to read.
Once we found out we were having a boy, we cringed over new visions: video games. Mud, chaos. Boring and time-consuming sports. Haircuts, I confess, that I could not care less about.
No matter how evolved I thought we were, it turns out I wanted a girl, badly, and not for reasons Iâm proud of. Do I want a boy whoâs smarter than me? Not really. I already know plenty of men, young and old, who think theyâre smarter than me. But I think when I yearned for this intelligent little girl, what I truly wanted was a better version of myself. This little girl would be sophisticated enough to appreciate visual art. Because it had already happened to me, this little girlâs 13th birthday would pass without her contracting meningitis that would leave her forever a little fuzzy on trivia, a little slow with math. (You know thatâs not how probability works, right? my husband helpfully contributed.) Itâs a generous and unfounded conjecture, but maybe this is why men are more likely to take paternity leave with sons: the desire for a do-over.
Gender-disappointment texts often assure mothers theyâll love their children once they actually appear. I definitely didn't need anyone to reassure me that Iâll love my son â the summer I spent barfing on his behalf seems like testament enough. But I came up short when searching for probable reasons to like him, this mysterious person whose toenails have only just started to form, when all I knew about him was that he was a boy. It seems stupid now, but all I could picture were the stereotypical-boy characteristics.
Talking to a friend a few weeks ago, I told her yeah, I knew, and yeah, it was a boy, shrug. âIâm sorry,â she said. But as our conversation went on and I described a tiny ballerina Iâd seen on the subway, she helped me realize: Thereâs no reason my son canât be a tiny ballerina. There's no reason I can't sign him up for a class, even if it is full of little girls. The next day I went out and bought him some useless pink ballet slippers, with bows, in the hopes of having a child who is a better version of me after all.
But for all I know, heâll hate them. Or like them for a month, and then move on. It's anyone's guess, just as itâs anyoneâs guess how the girl child I might have had would have felt about ballet.
I think in turning out to be a boy, this baby did himself â and any theoretical future children I might have â a huge favor. That ultrasound revealed two things: the nature of his genitalia and my sexism. It also forced me to realize there are a thousand, a million things about him that I don't know yet, and that perhaps I won't ever know. It seems I wonât be getting a do-over after all, and not just because itâs a boy.
This is how we get mixed up kids who believe they are the opposite sex. Or at least one of the reasons.
New York Magazine must be desperate to have published this drivel.
Makes me want to gag.
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“My husband and I shared a daydream that was incredibly specific â and I believed that meant it avoided simplistic gender norms.”
Jen Gann “I was born in Alaska and currently live in Brooklyn.”
New York values.
Because you’re an idiot.
Pathetic. It’s not about you and what you want. Get over it.
Or is this satire?
This poor kid's doomed.
There is if he turns out to be the size of an NFL defensive tackle. And if he turns out to be my size, he'll never be an NFL defensive tackle no matter what idiot fantasizing he does. He's a boy, honey. Deal with it.
One dream, at least, remains. She's going to enjoy the experience of being dumber than her kid.
We were blessed with only girls. My only daughter with two or more grandchildren has only boys.
We love them all.
Time for a preemptive call to Child Protective Services.
Why? Because you are a whiney bitch and an idiot.
If she can’t have a girl, she will try to manufacture a metrosexual boy.
There are probably thousands of couples who desperately want to have a child but for some reason can’t due to medical reasons, who would more than likely love a child no matter the gender.
Unfortunately, God has chosen to “bless” these idiots...
I would wager 2-1 that these people terminated the pregnency....
Silver Lining for every ultrasound.
“My name is Bill and I’m a head case.”
Give that boy up for adoption, you selfish creeps. You don’t want a child, you want a vanity pet.
Because you are a confused, urban metrosexual with a severe case of cognitive dissonance over true human nature and the PC progressive world you live in.
Oh, and your husband is a spineless fairy.
Anyway, just a guess...
That’s why I hate the question “do you want a boy or girl?” - it’s as if there’s any choice in the matter, and sets the parents up for disappointment, creating a choosable vision with a 50/50 chance of failing to meet it. At the time, I adamantly & consistently responded “human.”
I have both. They’re both wonderful. I’m not disappointed, because (in light of this thread) I did not speculate about what I “wanted”. I got whichever I got, and had no delusions otherwise.
Exactly. This damn narcissistic generation sees everything revolving around themselves. Worry less about what you want and worry more about what God wants. Every child is a blessing. My only prayer while my wife and I were having our children is that they be healthy.
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