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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Bernie Sanders Top 5 Quotes

#5. "A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much while so many have so little…We need a tax system which asks the billionaire class to pay its fair share of taxes and which reduces the obscene degree of wealth inequality in America"

 

#4. "Education should be a right, not a privilege. We need a revolution in the way that the United States funds higher education."

 

#3. "Social Security is a promise that we cannot and must not break."

#2. "Meanwhile, as the rich become much richer, the level of income and wealth inequality has reached obscene and unimaginable levels. In the United States, we have the most unequal level of wealth and income distribution of any major country on Earth, and it’s worse now then at any other time since the 1920s..."

 

#1. "We must transform our energy system away from fossil fuels and into energy efficiency and sustainable energies."

 

 

 



Rejected Slogans for Hillary

For Real This Time, Guys . . . It's MY Turn!

A Record of Honesty and Integrity . . . As Far As You Know.

Yes I Can . . . As Long As My Husband Keeps His Hands off the Interns.

Let's Keep the Middle Class from Disappearing, Like All My Old E-Mails.

Hope, Change, and Pantsuits.

You Want a Strong Foundation? Look at the Width of These Friggin' Thighs!

Once You Go Black, It's Totally Okay to Go Back!

I'm Not Joe Biden.

I'll Rid America of its Problems Faster than My Emails!

As a Woman, I'll Make Less and Pass the Savings on to You!

Get Ready for a Drone Attack, Monica!

Let Me Prove that Women Can Wreck More than Cars!

If You Have Any Doubts About Whether I'm a Smart Choice, Please Refer to My Sensible Pantsuit!

Hillary Clinton: Strong Foreign Policy, Even Stronger Cankles.

Let's See How Many Times I Can Get Republicans to Say "BENGHAZI!"

I Won't Bother You With Emails, Because I Don't Know How to Use It.

Don't Worry . . . This Clinton Won't Stain the Oval Office Carpet.

When I'm President, the State of the Union Will be Strong . . . unlike the State of the Union I Have with My Husband.

Hillary, Feel the Chill!



Rejected Slogans for Trump

Remember, If I'm President, I Can't Do "Celebrity Apprentice!!!"

Why Should North Korea Be the Only Country Led by a rich Megalomaniac with Bad Hair?

I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

Because Who Doesn't Want to See a Vice President Oprah Winfrey?

I Promise Not to Put My Name on the Front of the White House.

I've Fought at Wrestlemania . . . What's More American Than That?

The women in MY White House will be cherished. I want to help women...I will be so good to women.

I'll Make Gary Busey the Secretary of Crazy.

Vote for Me, I am a really smart guy. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.

It's always good to do things nice and complicated so that nobody can figure it out.

Donald Trump: Doing Everything Possible to Make Late-Night Hosts' Jobs a Billion Times Easier.

Vote for Me, and I'll Bomb ISIS Back to the Stone Age!

My Cabinet Will Be Full of Washed-Up Celebrities!

The Country is in Debt, and I Have Plenty of Experience with Bankruptcy!

If I Can Pull Off This Hairstyle, I Can do Anything!

The show 'Trump'. And it is sold-out performances everywhere.

I Promise I Won't Transition into Donna Trump.



Rejected Ted Cruz slogans

Democrats are still pissed about a two week government shutdown? It's like their mosque was closed.

Imagine A Real President!

Because Progressives Suck.

I'm the Ted that didn't kill anyone in my car.

Cruz Control.

Over 18 trillion reasons to vote for Ted! And climbing!

Ted Cruz: The Opposite of Obama!

Washington is Cruzen for a Bruizen

"Ted Cruz! His wife won't tell you what to eat."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: campaign; clinton; ofst; sanders; slogans
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 01/22/2016 11:37:55 AM PST by red-dawg (NO Prisoners.)
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To: Lucky9teen

You perform a much-needed service, friend!

Thank you for the ping. :)


42 posted on 01/22/2016 12:20:22 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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To: Lucky9teen

43 posted on 01/22/2016 12:26:08 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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To: Lucky9teen

44 posted on 01/22/2016 12:31:26 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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To: Lucky9teen
A man is sitting in a bar and two large ladies across the bar from him are speaking in a foreign accent. He says to them, “Hey are you two ladies from Scotland?” One of the ladies says with a bit of a sneer, “No, Wales.” The man answers back, “I'm sorry, my mistake. Are you two whales from Scotland?”
45 posted on 01/22/2016 1:16:46 PM PST by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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He kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit him.
46 posted on 01/22/2016 1:18:34 PM PST by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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47 posted on 01/22/2016 2:44:56 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: red-dawg

48 posted on 01/22/2016 2:45:14 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

LOL


49 posted on 01/22/2016 2:47:51 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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50 posted on 01/22/2016 2:59:05 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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To: CatherineofAragon

I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I ain’t askin’ for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just lookin’ for some tush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCLXy-vSu3o


51 posted on 01/22/2016 3:01:59 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis


52 posted on 01/22/2016 3:26:38 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Zeneta

Good song!


53 posted on 01/22/2016 3:27:40 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("Ted Cruz is the type of guy to swim across a moat with a knife in his teeth. He knows how to fight")
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To: CatherineofAragon

Just let me know

if you wanna go

to that home out on the range?

They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.

A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.


54 posted on 01/22/2016 3:36:19 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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55 posted on 01/22/2016 3:57:35 PM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

56 posted on 01/22/2016 6:40:20 PM PST by Baynative (If socialist democrat ideas are so good for people why must they be mandatory?)
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