Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

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[BenLurkin]

Authorities discovered the Capuchin monkeys in crates, the North Port police said in a statement.

Police identified the woman as Linda Marie Smith, 59, of Arcadia, Florida. She was found Friday at a Budget Inn in North Port

"There was no obvious signs of trauma to Smith’s body," police said. "The cause of death is undetermined at this point. The medical examiner will soon conduct an autopsy."

An incoherent man, who was in the room with her, received medical attention and was undergoing questioning.

[BenLurkin]

Not nearly as quickly as they’ll come up with another Taylor Swift ditty.

[Oztrich Boy]

There’s probably a story here.

[Dust in the Wind]

Well, I was 21 and pretty drunk at the time, it coulda' been 3 monkeys :-)

Is that what they're calling them these days???

[Jack Hydrazine]

Vitamin C is the best!

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m not sure those Monkees are alive.

[NonValueAdded]

What happened to the other 10?

[Tax-chick]

That’s an important question, and I’m glad someone asked it.

[Darksheare]

Yes, Undead Thread needs a new home.
Assassin monkies with bananna and dagger hijinks is a good fit.

[Darksheare]

Looks good to me.

[a fool in paradise]

They are currently on tour (with Lenin’s corpse and the Elephant Man).

[a fool in paradise]

They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare. Sorry, but I'm not buying that one. In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.

Would you settle for the mindless chatter from an episode of The View?

[NonValueAdded]

Don’t you mean The Spew?