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Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It
Townhall.com ^ | May 26, 2016 | Matt Vespa

Posted on 05/26/2016 7:59:42 PM PDT by jazusamo

Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It

Campus Reform has this bizarre tale from Santa Monica College, where the “EcoSexual Extravaganza” took place earlier this month. Students married the ocean and “made love with the water” in order to foster a greater love for the Earth. Some attendees even explained the importance of consent regarding beginning a “physical relationship” with the planet:

Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”

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Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”

“Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.”

The event, according to Professor Katherine, “was funded by a number of campus organizations” with the main sponsor being the University’s Public Policy Institute chapter.

I’ll just leave this here:

2 1/2 minute video: Married to the Sea: An Ecosexual Wedding

That’s a, uh—interesting day at the beach, I guess.



TOPICS: Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ecosexualmarriage; idiocy; intamacy; marriedocean; santamonicacollege
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To: jazusamo

If you get intimate with the ocean, be careful. Sharks might bite something important


41 posted on 05/26/2016 9:40:25 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: BigEdLB
If you get intimate with the ocean, be careful. Sharks might bite something important

The sharks might bite something important and make you impotent!

42 posted on 05/26/2016 9:55:46 PM PDT by Ace's Dad (Proud grandpa of a "Brit Chick" named Poppy Loucks (Call sign "Popsickle").)
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To: jazusamo

Isn’t that just called swimming?!


43 posted on 05/26/2016 10:17:22 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God bless the United States of America)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

“what orientation is the ocean?”

It’s obviously Gay-ya, according to the lefty dweebie sand-brains waddling around in the sand. Which explains why there aren’t any other earths.


44 posted on 05/26/2016 10:19:23 PM PDT by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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To: The Duke
NOPE!!

Ive seen Laz work his magic...He's a legend

45 posted on 05/26/2016 10:30:01 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: jazusamo

Where is Shark Week when you need it?


46 posted on 05/26/2016 10:46:28 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: jazusamo

I took a Hebrew class at Santa Monica College over 30 years ago. How the student body changed. I used to work near Santa Monica/Venice area, which even then was Weirdo Central. I literally ran into people who belonged in mental institutions, but they were never as flamboyantly stunted as this bunch.


47 posted on 05/26/2016 10:53:05 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: TigersEye
Where is Shark Week when you need it?

So hmmm where to start I'm here every work day and Santa Monica is a little weird but honestly not as weird as its portrayed okay maybe it is that weird, but it doesn't often seem that.

What it seems like, is an odd combination of beach town meets huge sprawling metropolis.

L.A is a city with no center but it does still feel like it has a soul for some strange reason. Anyhow Santa Monica is much more strange for its weird mix of things day to day its pretty darn normal.

As I work down here I'm being to meet the locals as I walk around I'll keep you all posted.

The saddest thing is if you come in very early to work you see all the homeless sleeping on the street.

The other day I came out of the parking structure and it was quite cold and there was a man sleeping barefoot on the side walk using his shoe for a pillow.

48 posted on 05/26/2016 10:57:32 PM PDT by datricker (Its morning in America! Sorry Rush, Jim Robinson is the new mayor of Realville)
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To: datricker

Sounds like loads of fun there.


49 posted on 05/26/2016 11:04:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: jazusamo
I took a CJ class and we had a guest speaker, Black Female, who gave us a "all you white students are racist" speech.

I had only been back stateside a few month so I was unimpressed by her untouchable status and stuck my little paw in the air. When she called on me I asked if she understood that her statement was quite racist as she was making assumptions purely on the basis of the student's appearance.

She walked back to where I was sitting, loomed over me and demanded loudly, "Are you calling me racist?"

Once again having only slight knowledge of American norms but having been very well tutored in logic I responded that if she actually believed what she was spouting then yes, she was racist.

She glared at me for about ten seconds before she laughed and told the class, "yes, that was racist and only one of you had the guts to call me on it."

Her point was that the people we would come in contact with in the criminal justice system would use every tactic to get us to feel sorry for them and invoking racism, classism or a bunch of other -isms was a favorite tactic.

The rest of the lecture was quite interesting.

50 posted on 05/26/2016 11:04:55 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: jazusamo

Everything is about sex in these sick people’s minds.


51 posted on 05/26/2016 11:10:42 PM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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To: TigersEye
Sounds like loads of fun there.

$20 for lunch easy - get ready America keep electing democrats and you to can get this same expensive crappy food in small portions - wheee!.

Actually - it is sometimes fun, mainly due to the weather and amazing location.

I am slowly changing L.A if Trump builds a wall ... - man this city could be something. You can see it used to be.

52 posted on 05/26/2016 11:13:33 PM PDT by datricker (Its morning in America! Sorry Rush, Jim Robinson is the new mayor of Realville)
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To: datricker

Just razzing you. If you like it then enjoy it to the hilt.
I’ve lived in a small mountain town too long to be comfortable
in any big city anymore. I would need an Rx for my nerves and
a street-wise guide to keep me sane and clear of trouble.


53 posted on 05/26/2016 11:24:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: jazusamo

““Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.” “

How is sticking your toe in the water a sexual act?

This whole “marrying the Ocean” is beyond stupid.

Can’t these people just enjoy the ocean without trying to turn it into a sexual act?


54 posted on 05/26/2016 11:44:16 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: jazusamo

Sounds pretty silly, but, to speak the truth, those Santa Monica beaches ARE gorgeous.


55 posted on 05/26/2016 11:57:05 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs; ...
“Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.”

...............remind me to never go swimming around there.

Seriously....come on....the 60's are starting to seem sane in comparison to modern nutters.

56 posted on 05/27/2016 12:10:30 AM PDT by Impy (Did you know "Hillary" spelled backwards is "Bitch"?)
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To: jazusamo

That’s going to leave a Ring Around the Beach.


57 posted on 05/27/2016 12:12:27 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus headsConservatus)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I finished in the early 90s, thank god the idiocy was about 1/100 what it is today. My school would kick me out today.


58 posted on 05/27/2016 12:32:37 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”

Now we’ll never get the smell off the fish.


59 posted on 05/27/2016 12:43:16 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: jazusamo

Used to be only two things smelled like fish.


60 posted on 05/27/2016 1:15:13 AM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf.)
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