[madison10]

Hey dad, better keep the cell phone in your hip pocket.

[x1stcav]

The ‘Little Spies’ are among us.

[Yogafist]

Even a public defender could destroy that kid on the stand...well maybe.

[Thumper1960]

Well......the kid is a good citizen. He needs some maturing, but he's got a good foundation. I think the parents are doing a fine job, so far.

LOL

[the OlLine Rebel]

If you’re going to do that Soviet thing, at least know about 311 instead of 911.

[PAR35]

But it is in keeping with the teachings of the Hitler Youth:

” One case involved a teenaged HJ member named Walter Hess who turned in his father for calling Hitler a crazed Nazi maniac. His father was then hauled off to the concentration camp at Dachau under Schutzhaft (protective custody). For setting such an example, Hess was promoted to a higher rank within the HJ. “

[naturalman1975]

I’d actually be proud of my kid if he did that to me.

After I calmed down.

[Mr. Mojo]

A little hall monitor in training.

When I was his age (and a little older) I was exhorting my dad to drive as fast as possible.

[r_barton]

Take the kid to the zoo and let him visit the gorilla. ;-)

[uncitizen]

That kid took “see something, say something” way too seriously.

[bobby.223]

911 operator: “911...what is your emergency?” Kid: My daddy is chopping lines on on a Village People CD case while we are driving and he has at least an 8 Ball in him already. What do I do Mr. 911 man?”

[NonValueAdded]

A budding member of Castro’s Committees for the Defense of the Revolution

[Byron_the_Aussie]

Pavel Trofimovich Morozov (Russian: Па́вел Трофи́мович Моро́зов; 14 November 1918 – 3 September 1932), better known by the diminutive Pavlik, was a Soviet youth praised by the Soviet press as a martyr. His story, dated to 1932, is that of a 13-year-old boy who denounced his father to the authorities and was in turn killed by his family. His story was a subject of reading, songs, plays, a symphonic poem, a full-length opera and six biographies. The cult had a huge impact on the moral norms of generations of children, who were encouraged to inform on their parents.[1]

[Dalberg-Acton]

The next 911 call that kid makes, “Daddy beat my @$$!

[smokingfrog]

[yarddog]

None of us were stupid enough to have done that to Daddy.

[disndat]

SSS

[jacknhoo]

Little snitch won’t get his own cell phone until 18, now.

[ameribbean expat]

Hope dad tags his car with a tracker when he turns 16. Two can play at this game...

[Georgia Girl 2]

Juvenile brown shirts.