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Mex President threatens: If Trump wins we will call back our citizens (We wish) [SATIRE]
PRNTLY EXCLUSIVE ^ | 6/18/2016 | Connor Balough

Posted on 06/18/2016 7:40:06 AM PDT by orchestra

The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico.

The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.

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KEYWORDS: hoax; illegals; illegalsinvasion; mexico; mexicopresident; please; satire; trump; trump2016; trumpillegals
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According to the govt of Mexico, illegals on US soil are, in fact, Mexican citizens.

AFFIDAVIT BY THE GOVERNMENT OF MEXICO
IN A SWORN AFFIDAVIT TO A US COURT, MEXICO SWORE
THAT MEXICANS ON US SOIL ARE MEXICAN CITIZENS.

A sworn affidavit by Mexico/s Consul General to a Texas court asserts that Mexico/s official govt policy is to encourage its poor people to migrate here illegally in order to access our generous welfare system...... declaring that Mexico is responsible to protect its nationals wherever they may be residing.

A footnote states that Mexican nationality is granted to children born abroad of a Mexican born parent. IOW, anchor babies born in the US retain parents Mexican nationality.

The Mexican consul's sworn testimony asserts that: "My responsibilities in this position include protecting the rights and promoting the interests of my fellow Mexican nationals, and, that the main responsibility of consulates is to provide services, assistance, and protection to Mexican nationals abroad."

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NOTE This also wipes out anchor babies......as well as Secy, Jeh Johnson and Obama's assertions WRT Obama's amnesty dictat that illegals have essentially "become American" b/c they go to school, have licenses to drive, and can even practice law in California.

81 posted on 06/18/2016 8:21:26 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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So these corporations who moved to Mexico will become prisoners in Mexico? Would serve them right. They won’t have all the “rights” in Mexico if the Mexican government decides to turn.


82 posted on 06/18/2016 8:23:14 AM PDT by Kenny (e)
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To: orchestra

Trump’s a deal-maker. How about he responds with this proposal:

For each US citizen who emigrates to Mexico, receives Mexican citizenship, renounces their US citizenship, and agrees to stay in Mexico for the rest of their life, the US will grant legal immigrant status, with a reasonable citizenship path, to one Mexican citizen who wishes to remain in the US, provided that person has a clean criminal history and is self-supporting.

Everybody wins.


83 posted on 06/18/2016 8:24:27 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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***The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans***

I can hear the screams of the tourista towns as they lose their livelyhood.


84 posted on 06/18/2016 8:24:38 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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85 posted on 06/18/2016 8:25:10 AM PDT by deks
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Americans should be flooding into Mexico-American troops.


86 posted on 06/18/2016 8:25:47 AM PDT by RC one
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If only it were true! We can get others to mow our grass and scrub our toilets.


87 posted on 06/18/2016 8:26:16 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (#GuiltyAsHELLary2016 #KimJungHill)
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To: orchestra

Hey, Enrique,

That’s what Trump voters expect Trump to do too - back Americans I mean. It’s been so long since anyone has done that, that you might not recognize it when he starts.


88 posted on 06/18/2016 8:26:48 AM PDT by Let's Roll ("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality" -- Ayn Rand)
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To: orchestra

I... I fail to see the downside.


89 posted on 06/18/2016 8:27:12 AM PDT by Edward.Fish
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so he admits they’re invading the US


That was my first thought as well.

The second thought was that he is implying that he (the government) is controlling the invasion.

Act of war?


90 posted on 06/18/2016 8:27:19 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (The government is the problem, not the solution.)
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Violent Mexican citizens are on a mission in the US.....tasked by the Mexicn govt---to prevent Trump from becoming president..

The Trump disrupters are violent attackers.....Mexican thugs sent by Mexico US the welfare benefits. La Raza is stirring the pot....plotting to overthrow the US govt and 'make America Mexico again.'

LISTEN UP AMERICA--- A provision in the Export Administration Regulations (EAR) is intended to prevent United States citizens and companies being used as instrumentalities of a foreign government's foreign policy.

CASE IN POINT The Hispanic Bar Association is advocating an economic boycott of Trump companies...in order to stop Trump

Of course, being Hispanic, these people have no knowledge of US law. But this action places the latino lawyers and their organization in serious legal jeopardy.

NOTE WELL The Hispanic lawyers' boycott is clearly intended as an expression of protest for purely political reasons.......involving the interests of the foreign country of Mexico to which they swear allegiance .

In the United States, the anti-boycott provisions of the Export Administration Regulations (EAR) apply to all "U.S. persons" (defined to include individuals and companies located in the United States and their foreign affiliates).

The provisions are intended to prevent United States citizens and companies being used as instrumentalities of a foreign government's foreign policy.

These persons are subject to the law when their activities relate to the sale, purchase, or transfer of goods or services (including the sale of information) within the United States or between the United States and a foreign country.

This covers exports and imports, financing, forwarding and shipping, and certain other transactions that may take place wholly offshore.....AND/OR ACROSS THE BORDER.

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AS FREEPER BUFFALOJACK INSIGHTFULLY POSTED:
"Mexico is getting a little too bold lately".....saying they're not gonna build the wall.."....burdening US taxpayers w/ their needy citizens. "We should just screw the wall and place Mexico under martial law, since they obviously are not adhering to the conditions of the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo." "We should declare the treaty null and void, take back Mexico and replace their government with a US Military Governor."

91 posted on 06/18/2016 8:29:23 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: orchestra

This is presented as a threat?


92 posted on 06/18/2016 8:30:53 AM PDT by arthurus
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Be still my heart!!! This is fake, isn’t it???


93 posted on 06/18/2016 8:32:47 AM PDT by LTC.Ret
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This sh*thole country is long overdue for another a**whipping.


94 posted on 06/18/2016 8:36:43 AM PDT by patriot08 (5th generation Texan-(girl type) ANGRY? REFUSE TO VOTE? HELLO HILLARY!!!)
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Oh! Be still my beating heart.


95 posted on 06/18/2016 8:37:04 AM PDT by Parmy (II don't know how to past the images.)
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Mex President threatens: If Trump wins we will call back our citizens

Is that a threat or a promise?

96 posted on 06/18/2016 8:38:03 AM PDT by Jim Noble (The polls can have a strong influence on the weak-minded)
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To: orchestra

This keeps getting better and better.

BTW, if he can recall them, does that mean he sent them?


97 posted on 06/18/2016 8:38:38 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (JFK Wanted To Send Man To Moon - Obama Wants To Send Man To Ladies Room)
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hombre loco


98 posted on 06/18/2016 8:40:18 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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That’s great! Then we’ll build the wall to keep them there. And Mexico will pay for it.


99 posted on 06/18/2016 8:40:29 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: orchestra

Trump should hold him to that promise.


100 posted on 06/18/2016 8:41:58 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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