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1 posted on 08/18/2016 6:15:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: al baby

:)


2 posted on 08/18/2016 6:15:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Every word the "News Media" prints these days are a lie, including "and" and "the".)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG ROFL ROFL LOVE IT!!!


3 posted on 08/18/2016 6:17:22 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Lazamataz

Good one Laz.


6 posted on 08/18/2016 6:20:41 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL

Using it this weekend..


8 posted on 08/18/2016 6:23:43 PM PDT by Chgogal (A woman who votes for Hillary is voting with her vagina and not her brain.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! very funny lolol


9 posted on 08/18/2016 6:28:04 PM PDT by visualops (It's the majority of the American people and Trump against the enemies of the republic - Windflier)
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To: Lazamataz

Clever...and clean!


10 posted on 08/18/2016 6:31:36 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks, I needed that.


12 posted on 08/18/2016 6:33:26 PM PDT by egfowler3 (What was it I was going to say here anyway?? Anyone care to remind me?)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL HORRIBLE... :)


13 posted on 08/18/2016 6:36:13 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: Lazamataz

just sent it to my buddy who will send it half the Jewish people on earth by tomorrow. He loathes Hillary and is Trump’er.


14 posted on 08/18/2016 6:37:07 PM PDT by free_life (If you ask Jesus to forgive you and to save you, He will.)
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To: Lazamataz

SO stolen :-)


15 posted on 08/18/2016 6:37:59 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: Lazamataz

Most Excellent!


16 posted on 08/18/2016 6:38:42 PM PDT by Strac6 (Everything Depends On Defeating Hillary in November. Everything else is minor compared to that!)
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To: Lazamataz

Thats an A+, Mrs eyeamok is still laughing.


17 posted on 08/18/2016 6:48:41 PM PDT by eyeamok (destruction of government records.)
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To: Lazamataz
👍👍
18 posted on 08/18/2016 6:53:17 PM PDT by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: Lazamataz

BADA-BING!


19 posted on 08/18/2016 6:53:24 PM PDT by Bullish (That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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To: Lazamataz

Just told it to my Mom who’s unfortunately suffering from dementia/Altzhiemers. She had a good laugh!

Thanks


20 posted on 08/18/2016 6:59:54 PM PDT by Bullish (That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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To: Lazamataz

A man passes away and finds himself face to face with Saint Peter in front of the pearly gates. Behind him is a large wall full of clocks.

“What’s up with the clocks?” the man asks.

“Each clock is dedicated to one person and indicates the number of lies they have told in their life” explains Saint Peter.

“This one, for instance, is Mother Teresa’s. It hasn’t moved because she never told a lie”.

“This one over here is Abraham Lincoln’s. It reads 12:10 because he only lied twice”.

Hmmm, thought the man. “Where is Hillary Clinton’s clock?”

“Jesus has it in his office. It’s his ceiling fan.”


21 posted on 08/18/2016 7:04:20 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: Lazamataz

hehehehe good one.


22 posted on 08/18/2016 7:05:54 PM PDT by AndyTheBear (Hating Islam is the natural consequence of caring about people in the Middle East, including Muslims)
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To: Lazamataz

Cute one


23 posted on 08/18/2016 7:24:06 PM PDT by patriot08 (Post 5th generation Texan-(girl type) ANGRY? REFUSE TO VOTE? HELLO HILLARY!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

To which the donut shop owner replied, “Nah, I’ll just take your word for it. Ewwwww!”


24 posted on 08/18/2016 7:26:32 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!!!


27 posted on 08/18/2016 8:15:35 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod (To restore all things in Christ ~~~~ Appeasing evil is cowardice.)
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