Posted on 09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Now, that's what you call a textbook Rick Roll.
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It takes a lot of stones to do something like this.
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She's so sassy, she's double sassy.
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If you say "Beetlejuice" out loud, three times, Lady Gaga will photo bomb you.
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He wears glasses because he's "Far Sided"
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This is the opposite of a v-neck, if you know what I mean.
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I wonder what this adorable kitty's name is? I hope it's Eileen.
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Too soon? Always.
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"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the creepiest of them all?"
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I'd be on my toes, too, if I saw something like this.
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I figured a cute puppy pic was in order after that last image.
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That top bun is Jamaican me crazy.
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This just in. The Silver Linings Playbook sequel is going to be crazy, you guys.
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Congratulations to the graduating seniors of Peekaboo High School.
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When you have to go, you have to go.
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Twix: now available in peanut butter, caramel and camouflage.
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I see an armpit. What do you pervs see?
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This girl is clearly very two-sided.
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Game over. You sank my belief in gender equality.
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"People keep tripping on this one specific six-inch section of the floor! What do we do?"
"There's only one thing we CAN do."
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The map on the notifications button changes depending on where you are in the world.
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The grass is always greener on the other side on the inside of a cone.
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You can find pyramids in:
-Egypt.
-Mexico.
-Sprinkled over your fries when they taste a little bland.
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Happy Opposite Day! Coke is blue. Up is down. Saying, "fine, how are you?" when a restaurant host says, "Hello" isn't awkward.
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The tree is doing all it can to protest winter. Some people will do anything to avoid Christmas shopping.
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He loves geometry, he loves geometry not, he loves geometry, he loves geometry not...
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I, uh, love what you've done with the place.
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At this point, instead of buying new glasses, it might be cheaper to learn echolocation.
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The perfect gift for someone who regularly cleans their -33 prescription glasses.
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When mildly interesting and mildly ironic combine.
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He's preparing himself for his big commercial audition. Booking Skittles would really do a lot for his career.
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And the "Creeper of the Year" Award goes to... Bathtub window guy!
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False alarm. Thanks goodness. I mean, if that's what you're into.
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I spoke too soon. It looks like the "Creeper of the Year" has competition.
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Coming this summer to an X-Rated theater near you: Blow Job: The Movie. The sexystory of how cocaine fueled a computer empire.
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Best. Photobomb. Ever.
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This guy is taking "Dad Bod" to all new heights. Nice gams, pops!
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There are two very different handshakes going on here. One and a half, actually.
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A good friend will hold your hair back when you barf. A great friend will hold your head up for a picture afterwards.
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LMAO! Gig ‘Em, Ags!!
#9. Never knew that Hillary knew how to do the ‘Bunny Hop’.
That’s for you oldsters.
To update it, “Never knew Hillary knew how to do “Hip Hop”.
“London Bridges falling down, all fall down”!
IF Huma fell, would you ask people to Help pick up a Weiner?
Re the TRUMP MOTEL.
“Democrats can check in, but they can’t check out”.
Don’t come back you all. Sincerely, Normal Bates, Desk Clerk.
Happy Birthday Dacula!
I just realized that mine is at about the same time. I’m a FReeper since Aug 6, 2004. I joined when I found a link to FR on the Swift Boat Vets forum. Hanoi John Kerry woke me up to politics. Thanks Hanoi John!
As long as I’m on the subject... today marks 4247 days since 01/30/2005 when John Kerry promised, on national TV, to sign form SF-180 and release his military records.
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