Posted on 12/07/2016 4:03:21 AM PST by \/\/ayne
ELKTON — Cuffs’ booth in the back of Elkton’s North Street Hotel was overflowing with piles of comforting, cuddly creatures. Passers-by stopped to gaze upon an assortment of friendly frogs, bouncing bunnies, grinning goats, happy horses, contented cows, soothing skunks, tender teddy bears, calm cats and tranquil dogs.
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Their “binkies”.
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Turning the tables on the LIBs is going to be so much fun.
The thing I wonder about the snowflake generation, is in 50 years when they are all real old, will it be possible for younger generations to “trigger” them into having a heart attack?
We can hope so.
Election deficit disorder is a recognised mental affliction now...
Todays college students are nothing more than kindergartners with adult parts. From a marketing perspective though, this is spot on. He’ll make a mint off the pajama boys and girls.
Ah, yes. I’ve had many encounters with that cute and cuddly cactus. Had a friend who was an avid horse rider. Her horse spooked when they were riding through a cholla patch. She got bucked off and landed in the cholla. She was air evaced out of the area and was in the hospital for a couple of days.
When she got to the ER, they cut her clothes off in patches and pulled the cactus out. For years, cactus spines would work their way to the surface of her skin.
About 20% of the plant life in Arizona will reach out and attack you when you aren’t looking. :)
I’m planting a couple of patches in my lawn. The neighbors won’t stop using it for a dog toilet, so let them deal with a bit of cholla fun. If it get more annoying than the neighbors and their four legged feces factories I’ll burn it and dig out the roots
That sounds painful.
Ha! Fifty years? They very nearly had heart attacks
because HITLER-Y CLINTON wasn’t elected. Spoiled brats.
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