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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***
Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I couldn't resist....so many memes this week
“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines
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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines
Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines
This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines
And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines
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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...
To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi
And, how many have been taken in by this?
And, to sum up this week in one pic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Heartlander; Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/05/2017 10:48:46 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin; Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/05/2017 11:23:20 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: Heartlander
LOL, that was hilarious. This sounds way too much like some of my family members.
To: RightGeek; Lucky9teen; All
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posted on
05/05/2017 6:58:15 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
As Daffy Duck would say, “thanks! I needed that.”
Cheers,
Jim
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posted on
05/05/2017 8:09:59 PM PDT
by
gymbeau
(America...already becoming great again!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 7:36:42 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: Lucky9teen
208
posted on
05/12/2017 7:41:20 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:27:23 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: Lucky9teen
TODAY WE CELEBRATE MOMS
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Here are some things that most moms can relate to!
This is why a quiet house is never a good thing...
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The perfect punishment...mwahaha
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Right?
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Never fails
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Gets on my last nerve...
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Seriously!!
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YEP
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And here is today's challenge. Google your mom's first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 14th picture (in honor of Mothers Day) that comes up.
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:28:07 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:28:26 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(... so much win!)
To: Lucky9teen
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Good one, Lucky!
Happy Mother’s Day to you! <3
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:34:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(They'll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:34:28 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Mother’s Day, Lucky!
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:36:05 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:36:14 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:39:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(They'll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:42:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
BREAKING NEWS!! The Russian Election Connection Exposed!CNN has just obtained an exclusive photo of President Trump's dresser drawer:
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:47:38 AM PDT
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PROCON
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 8:53:46 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/12/2017 9:08:43 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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