Woman who spent teens dressing goth splashes out $35K on transforming into a real life Barbie

www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | Updated: 10:51 EDT, 25 April 2017 | By Siofra Brennan

[Red Badger]

A woman has revealed how she has spent a staggering $35,000 transforming herself from a goth to a human Barbie.

Ophelia Vanity, 30, from Los Angeles, California has splurged tens of thousands of dollars on Botox, fillers and beauty treatments, in a bid to emulate the iconic doll.

So far, the wannabe Barbie has spent $35,000 (£27,670) on cosmetic procedures, and is also eyeing breast and bottom implants and wants to have rib removal surgery to give her more of an hourglass shape.

'I've always been into Barbie. As a kid, I'd get a doll every Christmas or birthday. I had a dozen or so and would play with them all the time,' said Ophelia.

[mom.mom]

The Barbie doll looks more natural.

[Secret Agent Man]

I said “corn chip”, not “corn lip”....

[Red Badger]

Well, it could have been Ophelia Payne..................

[Red Badger]

Nah, she likes G.I. Joe.....................

[Darksheare]

Well... she has a promising future in Barbie fetish porn.
We must celebrate this entrepreneurial endeavor!
*facepalm*

[lurk]

Wow.

Give her a chainsaw and she’s Freddie Kruger’s next partner in mayhem creation.

[Ciaphas Cain]

Ehhhhhhhh...

I'll just go shuffling away quietly now.

[Organic Panic]

Who HASN’T thought of getting some ribs removed. SOmetimes I’ll be sitting around drinking or beer or watching a movie and think to myself...”You know, I really would like to have a couple ribs taken out.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

Personally, I couldn’t deal with someone to whom the most important thing is life is to look like a Barbie doll..........

Three hours makeup application time is a bit much!

[dangerdoc]

Just trading one costume for another.

[avenir]

What hath Cindy Sherman wrought?

[Kozy]

Think the real problem with rib removal surgery is that your organs are not protected from impact to your body. I think doctor should say no for safety reasons.

[PLMerite]

“Barbie has a tatoo?”

Tramp Stamp Barbie, good friend of Trailer Trash Barbie.

[2banana]

No wonder Ken went gay

[DaveA37]

Well, Ms Vanity wasn’t too bad before she started messing with her appearance. Moral of the story, “If it ain”t broke, don”t fix it”. Now look at the mess.

[bk1000]

Hit and run.

[Red Badger]

Will wait for expert opinion..............

[Robert357]

I am sure her father is so very proud of her. (/sarcasm)

I am sure that as long as she has her youth (not long) she will make a lot of money as COSPLAY conferences.

Maybe she can even turn a trick or two at some of the Nevada legal brothels for sick perverts. I would wager she could charge a premium for a chance to “Do Barbie.”

Oh well, to each their own 15 minutes of fame.

[Menehune56]

This is really some sick sh!t.

[Red Badger]