Megyn Kelly Today, Today: 'Have You Ever Been Attacked By a Wild Cougar?'

Jezebel ^ | 10/16/2017 | Bobby Finger

[nikos1121]

I am starting to feel sorry for this little lady. The show wouldn't make it on any local TV station, not even Spokane, WA. They should let do her thing, instead this is like white enriched bread.

[rktman]

👹🍿🍻🚬. Thought it was in reference to a Harvey whine-stain meeting. 🐆

[Noumenon]

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

[gov_bean_ counter]

“Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar?”

Dunno, Megyn, have you ever attacked anybody???

[Yaelle]

Ask Brit Hume.

[Safetgiver]

Have you ever seen a naked man?....Oh...Wait....dumb question.

[sauropod]

Couldn’t read through it all.

Kinda like watching a car crash.

In slo-mo.

[Lurkinanloomin]

She deserves every minute of humiliation.

(can’t believe I spent the time to read that)

[wmileo]

She was not the best talent by far on FOX NEWS. Now we can see her fail on her own.

[Tenacious 1]

Is this a sequence puzzle? I like puzzles.

[blueunicorn6]

Oh, come on!

She’d have been great on the Dialing For Dollars Afternoon Movie.

“The count is Up 6 and the amount is twenty five dollars.”

“And now back to our movie, The Rutabaga That Ate Yakima starring Bud Johnson.”

[nikos1121]

YOu must admit reading the transcript of the show is like speaking in front of an audience for an hour with nothing to talk about....

[Psalm 73]

“Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar?”

Sounded like sexual harassment to me (but in a good way....)

[WKUHilltopper]

“Megyn Kelly Today, Today: ‘Have You Ever Been Attacked By a Wild Cougar?’”

Was Mega Smelly just testing the waters to see who was willing?

[4yearlurker]

Matt...do you like Gladiators!

[Tenacious 1]

I started to read it and had to start over a couple times. I figured I missed something. Then I thought I had had a stroke because it happened again. Then I realized it must be my severe ADD.

I quit reading and called my therapist.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

[·Megyn Kelly began by discussing Mayim Bialik’s terrible op-ed, which she hated.]

I bet more people read that op-ed that watched this sh**ty show....

[xrmusn]

Good case of ‘you made your bed now sleep in it’.
(Most)Anything bad on her she brought upon herself.

I keep getting ‘promos’ for MILFs & Cougars and I do realize that a ‘MILF’ could be in any age range, depending on ‘taste’ etc.

BUT a Cougar is supposedly an older, experienced women etc.

MY QUESTION IS

At 78, just how old (and experienced) does a woman have to be for me to be able to consider her a cougar.

BTW - I will just say no thanks .... kind of like the joke about the ‘Union Led’ House of Ill Repute which assigned the ‘ladies’ by Age and Union standing...

[Col Frank Slade]

Hey Megan, ask the lady who survived breast cancer what her favorite color is !!

[punknpuss]

“Have you ever been stung by a dead bee?”