Megyn Kelly Today, Today: 'Have You Ever Been Attacked By a Wild Cougar?'

Jezebel ^ | 10/16/2017 | Bobby Finger

[elcid1970]

Looked up a Cosmopolitan. Girly shot.

When I was 30, an attractive woman over 40 was...an older woman. I guess `cougar’ denotes predatory intent.

Since I’ll be 70 next year it’s academic. The worst thing about that cougar pack is that I wouldn’t be able to outrun them. Hardly matters since I spend my evenings at home with my wife.

[xrmusn]

Roger that...

It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake that way.....

[Deplorable American1776]

Have I been attacked by a wild cougar? Will, when I was 20, a 40 year old female was trying to hit on me, so does that count? 😀

[HP8753]

I usually don’t hang out at the local American Legion or VAC clubs. ;-)

[Old Yeller]

She’s a candidate to be a regular on The View.

[Rastus]

This sounds like one of those bad segments on SCTV that would either be interrupted for a Tubes video or hijacked by a Soviet broadcast.

[freedomlover]

[blueunicorn6]

Yosh and Stan Schmenge.

“And Mrs. Kovatch’s delicious cabbage rolls.”

SCTV Network 90

[dfwgator]

"I won't date just any girl around/'Cause Patsy has the largest breasts in town."

[x]

I started to read it and had to start over a couple times. I figured I missed something. Then I thought I had had a stroke because it happened again. Then I realized it must be my severe ADD.

You could do something like this with a lot of talk shows if you hate the host enough.

[Deplorable American1776]

I was attacked by a Cougar, a drunk was driving it....😀

[ssaftler]

“And now back to our movie, The Rutabaga That Ate Yakima starring Bud Johnson.”

I saw that movie, and I thought that the star was Harry the Wonder Chicken. Didn't Harry save Seattle by eating the Rutabaga???

[blueunicorn6]

Harry didn’t have top billing in that film.

He did star in the sequel, The Parsnip That Ate Portland.

Tragically, Harry didn’t age well and he received fewer and fewer movie offers as he got older.

He started drinking and one evening he crashed his Porsche into a chain link fence and became a dozen orders of chicken nuggets.

[Kommodor]

Too bad Leslie Nielsen is gone. He would have been perfect...

“Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar?”

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“Would you like to be?”

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