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Megyn Kelly Today, Today: 'Have You Ever Been Attacked By a Wild Cougar?'
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| 10/16/2017
| Bobby Finger
Posted on 10/16/2017 11:44:44 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Snickering Hound
Looked up a Cosmopolitan. Girly shot.
When I was 30, an attractive woman over 40 was...an older woman. I guess `cougar’ denotes predatory intent.
Since I’ll be 70 next year it’s academic. The worst thing about that cougar pack is that I wouldn’t be able to outrun them. Hardly matters since I spend my evenings at home with my wife.
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posted on
10/16/2017 2:00:25 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The ,Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Tenacious 1
Roger that...
It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake that way.....
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posted on
10/16/2017 2:04:49 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98)""If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now")
To: nikos1121
Have I been attacked by a wild cougar? Will, when I was 20, a 40 year old female was trying to hit on me, so does that count? 😀
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posted on
10/16/2017 2:18:11 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is :-))
To: nikos1121
I usually don’t hang out at the local American Legion or VAC clubs. ;-)
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posted on
10/16/2017 2:25:22 PM PDT
by
HP8753
(Live Free!!!! .............or don't.)
To: nikos1121
She’s a candidate to be a regular on The View.
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:19:40 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: nikos1121
This sounds like one of those bad segments on SCTV that would either be interrupted for a Tubes video or hijacked by a Soviet broadcast.
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:25:48 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: BJ1
To: Rastus
Yosh and Stan Schmenge.
“And Mrs. Kovatch’s delicious cabbage rolls.”
SCTV Network 90
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:29:42 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
"I won't date just any girl around/'Cause Patsy has the largest breasts in town."
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:34:22 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Tenacious 1
I started to read it and had to start over a couple times. I figured I missed something. Then I thought I had had a stroke because it happened again. Then I realized it must be my severe ADD.
You could do something like this with a lot of talk shows if you hate the host enough.
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:44:31 PM PDT
by
x
To: fella
I was attacked by a Cougar, a drunk was driving it....😀
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posted on
10/16/2017 3:59:18 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is :-))
To: blueunicorn6
And now back to our movie, The Rutabaga That Ate Yakima starring Bud Johnson. I saw that movie, and I thought that the star was Harry the Wonder Chicken. Didn't Harry save Seattle by eating the Rutabaga???
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posted on
10/16/2017 4:05:55 PM PDT
by
ssaftler
(What's an NFL?)
To: ssaftler
Harry didn’t have top billing in that film.
He did star in the sequel, The Parsnip That Ate Portland.
Tragically, Harry didn’t age well and he received fewer and fewer movie offers as he got older.
He started drinking and one evening he crashed his Porsche into a chain link fence and became a dozen orders of chicken nuggets.
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posted on
10/16/2017 4:19:14 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nikos1121
Too bad Leslie Nielsen is gone. He would have been perfect...
“Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar?”
...
“Would you like to be?”
...
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posted on
10/16/2017 4:54:39 PM PDT
by
Kommodor
(Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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