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THIRSTY BEAVER TRIED DESPERATELY TO GET INTO BAR, WAS BOUNCED
Vnepair ^ | 5/3/18 | Cat Wolinski

Posted on 05/11/2018 6:48:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase

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It's Friday night...
1 posted on 05/11/2018 6:48:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

The jokes write themselves.


2 posted on 05/11/2018 6:49:38 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Rebelbase

Maybe it wanted a shave.


3 posted on 05/11/2018 6:50:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Rebelbase

There used to be a bar across the river from us named The Angry Beaver.


4 posted on 05/11/2018 6:54:58 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: Rebelbase
When closing time comes, you'll take home the first beaver that agrees to go.
5 posted on 05/11/2018 6:55:17 PM PDT by Lazamataz (What America needs is more Hogg control.)
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“When closing time comes, you’ll take home the first beaver that agrees to go. “

As a former bouncer I agree.


6 posted on 05/11/2018 7:00:32 PM PDT by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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To: Rebelbase
Bar beaver is big beaver.


7 posted on 05/11/2018 7:03:16 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: Rebelbase

Haven’t mistaken a beaver for a skunk since the last Hillary speech.


8 posted on 05/11/2018 7:03:48 PM PDT by Eric Pode of Croydon (I'm an unreconstructed Free Trader and I do not give a damn.)
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9 posted on 05/11/2018 7:04:24 PM PDT by eldoradude (Walk a mile in a man's shoes and he'll never catch you.)
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You can easily predict where this thread is headed.....


10 posted on 05/11/2018 7:05:22 PM PDT by TruthWillWin ([MSM])
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Thinking it was a skunk, he went inside to get help.

Drunk as a beaver just doesn't have the same ring (or sense of urgency) to it apparently.

11 posted on 05/11/2018 7:08:59 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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12 posted on 05/11/2018 7:15:16 PM PDT by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: Rebelbase

I’ve run into a thirsty beaver once or twice before.


13 posted on 05/11/2018 7:18:34 PM PDT by seowulf
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My sister in law, a RN, just got a new job assisting an OB-GYN doctor. Need you ask where...


14 posted on 05/11/2018 7:26:11 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: Rebelbase

Big Beaver, someone has been buying it a lot of Drinks.


15 posted on 05/11/2018 7:40:28 PM PDT by DAC21
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Wow, that’s a “I still haven’t had my damn beer yet!” look if I ever saw one.


16 posted on 05/11/2018 7:40:42 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Rebelbase

Any excuse to post this.

Primus - “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg


17 posted on 05/11/2018 7:42:19 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Must not have been Ladies’ Night.


18 posted on 05/11/2018 7:44:28 PM PDT by Rastus
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I’d be concerned about rabies if a beaver acted like that.


19 posted on 05/11/2018 7:46:53 PM PDT by PAR35
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20 posted on 05/11/2018 7:47:16 PM PDT by eldoradude (Walk a mile in a man's shoes and he'll never catch you.)
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