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THIRSTY BEAVER TRIED DESPERATELY TO GET INTO BAR, WAS BOUNCED
Vnepair ^
| 5/3/18
| Cat Wolinski
Posted on 05/11/2018 6:48:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: eldoradude
Hahaha, that one got me, I’ve never seen it before. I prefer vaginabled tree rodents, personally.
To: bigbob
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posted on
05/11/2018 7:49:43 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(Walk a mile in a man's shoes and he'll never catch you.)
To: Rebelbase
said OHara, who added he has medium-sized hands. The newspaper musta ran outta space for his full quote:
... medium-sized hands and mighty long fingers.
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posted on
05/11/2018 7:49:58 PM PDT
by
texas booster
(Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
To: PAR35
24
posted on
05/11/2018 7:53:51 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: Rebelbase
25
posted on
05/11/2018 7:54:39 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
To: eldoradude
A squirrel is just a rat with a press agent.
26
posted on
05/11/2018 8:02:24 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Rebelbase
27
posted on
05/11/2018 8:02:50 PM PDT
by
Alas Babylon!
(MAGAMarchOnWashington.com)
To: BenLurkin
Hickory Dickory Dock...
That’s what I think!
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posted on
05/11/2018 8:08:24 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: Rebelbase
When you get a beaver at a bar, thats something special. Isn't that the reason, oh never mind. 8>)
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
“Golly Wally, what am I gonna do now?’’
“Gee Beave when Dad finds out ya tried to dink in a bar, well, he’ll go ape!’’
“Aw, yer not gonna squeal, are ya?’’
“Course I’m gonna squeal, ya did it, didn’t cha’?
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posted on
05/11/2018 10:58:29 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
To: 2111USMC
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posted on
05/12/2018 1:32:05 AM PDT
by
princeofdarkness
(Leftists. Their only response to failure is to double down.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
A deer is just a rat with a promoter.
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posted on
05/12/2018 1:37:32 AM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: Rebelbase
I am not understanding anything about this thread. Maybe that’s a good thing?
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posted on
05/12/2018 2:18:18 AM PDT
by
kelly4c
To: mkmensinger
When you get a beaver at a bar, thats something special.
There is joke in here .......
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posted on
05/12/2018 5:20:40 AM PDT
by
njslim
To: Lazamataz
A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and says, “Bartender, give me a Scotch and soda.”
The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”
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posted on
05/12/2018 8:07:29 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(President Trump divides Americans . . . from anti-Americans.)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
05/12/2018 12:59:26 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Weekend BUMP)
To: derllak; Darksheare; null and void
Sure miss that lady.......
Hope she's okay. The sudden end of her posting didn't bode well.
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posted on
05/12/2018 1:03:25 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Trump. He stands for the great issues of the day. Stay the course!)
To: Ezekiel
I didn't even have to look. Canada. Not surprised. Molson, eh?
[SIC]
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posted on
05/12/2018 4:32:06 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
To: Lakeshark; derllak; null and void
Yes, the beavy one is missed.
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posted on
05/12/2018 4:41:05 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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