Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

THIRSTY BEAVER TRIED DESPERATELY TO GET INTO BAR, WAS BOUNCED
Vnepair ^ | 5/3/18 | Cat Wolinski

Posted on 05/11/2018 6:48:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041 next last
To: eldoradude

Hahaha, that one got me, I’ve never seen it before. I prefer vaginabled tree rodents, personally.


21 posted on 05/11/2018 7:49:16 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: bigbob

22 posted on 05/11/2018 7:49:43 PM PDT by eldoradude (Walk a mile in a man's shoes and he'll never catch you.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase
said O’Hara, who added he has “medium-sized hands.”

The newspaper musta ran outta space for his full quote:

... “medium-sized hands and mighty long fingers.”

23 posted on 05/11/2018 7:49:58 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PAR35

Do you prefer a Cougar?


24 posted on 05/11/2018 7:53:51 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase

25 posted on 05/11/2018 7:54:39 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: eldoradude

A squirrel is just a rat with a press agent.


26 posted on 05/11/2018 8:02:24 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase

27 posted on 05/11/2018 8:02:50 PM PDT by Alas Babylon! (MAGAMarchOnWashington.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Hickory Dickory Dock...

That’s what I think!


28 posted on 05/11/2018 8:08:24 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase
“When you get a beaver at a bar, that’s something special.”

Isn't that the reason, oh never mind. 8>)

29 posted on 05/11/2018 8:14:22 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase
09104_EA4_3525_48_D5_BDDC_CBCE03_B883_CD
30 posted on 05/11/2018 8:44:46 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase

“Golly Wally, what am I gonna do now?’’

“Gee Beave when Dad finds out ya tried to dink in a bar, well, he’ll go ape!’’

“Aw, yer not gonna squeal, are ya?’’

“Course I’m gonna squeal, ya did it, didn’t cha’?


31 posted on 05/11/2018 10:58:29 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 2111USMC

<img src= http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40900000/The-Angry-Beavers-the-angry-beavers-40991991-3000-2250.png


32 posted on 05/12/2018 1:32:05 AM PDT by princeofdarkness (Leftists. Their only response to failure is to double down.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

A deer is just a rat with a promoter.


33 posted on 05/12/2018 1:37:32 AM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase

I am not understanding anything about this thread. Maybe that’s a good thing?


34 posted on 05/12/2018 2:18:18 AM PDT by kelly4c
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mkmensinger

“When you get a beaver at a bar, that’s something special.”

There is joke in here .......


35 posted on 05/12/2018 5:20:40 AM PDT by njslim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and says, “Bartender, give me a Scotch and soda.”

The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you.”

The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”


36 posted on 05/12/2018 8:07:29 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (President Trump divides Americans . . . from anti-Americans.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Rebelbase

Just Dam ;!


37 posted on 05/12/2018 12:59:26 PM PDT by mikrofon (Weekend BUMP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: derllak; Darksheare; null and void
Sure miss that lady.......

Hope she's okay. The sudden end of her posting didn't bode well.

38 posted on 05/12/2018 1:03:25 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Trump. He stands for the great issues of the day. Stay the course!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Ezekiel
I didn't even have to look. Canada. Not surprised. Molson, eh?

[SIC]

39 posted on 05/12/2018 4:32:06 PM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Lakeshark; derllak; null and void

Yes, the beavy one is missed.


40 posted on 05/12/2018 4:41:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson