Posted on 05/11/2018 6:48:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Adorable news crawled in from Canada this week: At Beertown, a bar and restaurant in Waterloo, Ontario, bar staff faced a sweet little scare on Sunday when a beaver tried to sneak into the bar. It took seven people, including two police officers, to capture the thirsty beast and return it to safety, CBC news reports.
A staff member at Beertown stepped out for air and saw a strange animal approaching, the report says. Thinking it was a skunk, he went inside to get help. When he returned with backup, the beast had gotten closer.
[He was walking] through the parking lot, in between the vehicles, Mathew OHara, Beertown beverage manager, said. By the time we got out the back door again, the beaver was right up maybe 10 to 15 feet from our back door.
One wouldnt exactly call this beaver busy, though. It was fairly docile actually, OHara said. It was kind of just sitting there, looking around.
The beasts size is what was threatening: about two basketballs wide, with paws probably the size of my palm, said OHara, who added he has medium-sized hands. The beaver also had big, big webbed feet and the big flappy tail, too.
A big, big threat, indeed. The beaver, nicknamed Paul, was bounced out of the bar and brought back to Waterloo Park.
OHara concluded, When you get a beaver at a bar, thats something special. We couldnt agree more.
Hahaha, that one got me, I’ve never seen it before. I prefer vaginabled tree rodents, personally.
The newspaper musta ran outta space for his full quote:
... medium-sized hands and mighty long fingers.
Do you prefer a Cougar?
A squirrel is just a rat with a press agent.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
That’s what I think!
Isn't that the reason, oh never mind. 8>)
“Golly Wally, what am I gonna do now?’’
“Gee Beave when Dad finds out ya tried to dink in a bar, well, he’ll go ape!’’
“Aw, yer not gonna squeal, are ya?’’
“Course I’m gonna squeal, ya did it, didn’t cha’?
A deer is just a rat with a promoter.
I am not understanding anything about this thread. Maybe that’s a good thing?
When you get a beaver at a bar, thats something special.
There is joke in here .......
A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and says, “Bartender, give me a Scotch and soda.”
The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”
Just Dam ;!
Hope she's okay. The sudden end of her posting didn't bode well.
[SIC]
Yes, the beavy one is missed.
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