Posted on 10/16/2018 12:27:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
What men find attractive.
1. Boobs
2. Bigger boobs
3. Even bigger boobs
4. Huge boobs
5. Ginormous boobs
Tex Williams’ MONEY
Don’t want no lovin’, don’t want no kissin’,
Don’t want no gal to call me honey.
Don’t want my name in the Hall of Fame,
Just want a big fat pile of money.
Give me that almighty dollar, for that lettuce hear me holler.
Give me buckets full of ducats, let me walk around and waller
In Mazuma, el dinero, wanna be a millionaro.
Give me money, money, money, money, money.
I want that green ammunition, that’s the stuff for which I’m wishin’.
Fill my closets with deposits, I’m a demon at addition.
Give me sheckels, give me pesos, let me see their smiling face-os,
Money, money, money, money, money.
I wanna get me a suit that’s made out of loot
And whistle the wearing of the green.
I’ve got that monetary-itis, like to be just like King Midas,
Want that golden touch is what I mean.
Give me that old double eagle, want that tender that is legal,
And financially substantially any sum I can inveigle.
Wanna live in regal splendor, with that lovin’ legal tender,
Give me money, money, money, money, money.
I’m a greenback collector, I’m a paper bill inspector,
I’m a savage for that cabbage, man, to me it’s golden nectar.
Pour that filthy lucre on me, spread those lovin’ germs upon me,
Give me money, money, money, money, money.
Just let me roll ‘round upon it, stuff those bank rags in my bonnet,
Any kind, just so some president has got his picture on it.
Let me feel it, let me hold it, let me just sit there and fold it,
Give me money, money, money.
I wanna car load of cash, the kind I can stash
A vat full of vo-do-de-oh-dough.
You know your banker never lets it matter whereabouts you gets it.
Has you got it, boy? That’s all he wants to know.
Give me treasure I can measure, ‘cause that’s my idea of pleasure,
Give me wampum, guilders, geetas, let me count it at my leisure,
Let me live in regal splendor with that lovin’ legal tender,
Give me money, money, money, money!
And if they ever plant trees of E Pluribus Unum,
I wanna be the guy that they send out to prune ‘em!
Money, money, money, money, money!
True that.
Women often talk to vent. Don't try to fix it for them or condemn her for how she's feeling.
If in doubt, ask her if she wants you to help her fix it.
By just spending the time listening, it tells her you care about her, that she's important enough to you to spend time on without it having to lead to sex.
Because even for a woman who likes sex, no woman wants to feel like that's the only thing her husband cares to interact with her for. That leads to feeling used and I guarantee you, she doesn't want to feel like you're using her just to satisfy your sex drive and pretending like you're doing her a favor.
WORST. HAIRCUT. EVER.
Relevant Al Bundy quote “ Don’t try to understand Women; Women understand Women, and they hate each other.”
So women want to bitch in general and for us to just listen to it. Check.
Well, I guess if you've got nothing else going for you - there is that... but you won't get a good girl that way.
Hon, while you’re venting, would you make me a sammich?
Money...
I used to care about such criteria but lately not so much. If one has to be a phony to attract then whats the end result?
It’s a mistake to do anything to make yourself attractive to them. No need to dance like a monkey on a stick to attract a problem
Now, there’s the mistake.
You say *Awwww, that must be awful. I’m so sorry you have to go through that. * Or some such benign sympathetic phrases.
And offer to wash the dishes. Even if you only do a few, and she turns you down, she’ll appreciate the thought.
THEN you ask her to make the sammich.
Because men NEVER complain about anything, right?
They’re all perfect.
yeah..........
Divorce.
Actually bitching is NOT a manly trait. Suffer in silence is what most of us do, and drink.
What a shallow, knee-jerk response! Please allow me to educate you:
1) Money
2) Diversified Stock Portfolio
3) Real estate
4) High-value collectibles
5) Precious metals
6) Elderly, infirm wealthy parents
7) Money
Shall we have another discussion on what men find attractive in women?
Or, is that not necessary:)
Can I use him to get what I want, and
Will I have to uphold my part of the bargain?
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