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Disney+ Will Now Ask You To Confirm No Parents Are In The Room Before Viewing Content
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 04/04/2022 8:48:12 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
U.S.—Disney+ has announced some new parental features coming to the popular streaming platform. Now to ensure that parents do not get in the way of their children’s viewing experience, Disney+ will ask to confirm that no parents are in the room before viewing any content.
“We have to stick to our core values. And that’s to influence and fill young minds with content that we want them to see without Mommy and Daddy’s knowledge,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek. “We believe children learn the most from a free environment, that’s not stifled by adult supervision.”
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As funny as this is, not so funny when it seems like the Bee seems to have a line on what ends up manifesting shortly after.
To: Tench_Coxe
Yes, the time between satire and reality is shrinking daily.
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:52:53 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Playing “Make Believe” is for liberal adults/children. It is past time to grow up!)
To: Tench_Coxe
I had to read the first paragraph before I checked to see if it was from the Bee.
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:53:11 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:53:25 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:55:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Yo-Yo
GMTA!.......................
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:55:33 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Tench_Coxe
Didn’t National Lampoon do something like that once? I can’t remember - I know there was a “Krusty the Klown” segment on an episode of “the simpsons.”
“All right kids - are your parents out of the room?”
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:55:41 AM PDT
by
Scarlett156
(I dont go on Discord as the last time I did, the guys spying on me/Mr K were talking about it. (BTW))
To: Red Badger
All right, there it is. I should have read the other posts first.
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posted on
04/04/2022 8:56:29 AM PDT
by
Scarlett156
(I dont go on Discord as the last time I did, the guys spying on me/Mr K were talking about it. (BTW))
To: Tench_Coxe
The Bee so very much owns our corrupt media loons. I eagerly await a soon to come NYT article verifying everything the Bee said.
To: Tench_Coxe
To: Red Badger
This morning I duped your post from John Solomon about a Spy agency looking for a copy of Hunter's laptop. You beat me by about 45 minutes.
So yeah, we do seem to tend to think alike.
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:02:08 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Tench_Coxe
What was once parody is now just unfiltered news.
To: Karl Spooner
R-I-C
See you in the sewer, suckers.
K-E-Y
Why? Because we're vermin!
R-A-T!
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:08:06 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tench_Coxe
Too close to reality.
They almost got me on this one.
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:12:23 AM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
To: Tench_Coxe
Glad I’m reading this from the the Bee ... for now.
To: Rebelbase
Bob Chapek must be the chief deviate at Disney; what a weirdo.
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:15:52 AM PDT
by
chopperk
To: Red Badger
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:18:42 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: Yo-Yo
At least KoKo was a heterosexual!
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:22:16 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Babylon Bee, but closer to the truth in the near future.
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posted on
04/04/2022 9:48:59 AM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
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