Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Funny 2A Story - With a Karen
People From Around The World Share Their I-Don't-Work-Here Stories ^ | 20 January 2023

Posted on 01/20/2023 3:58:41 AM PST by COBOL2Java

One of several stories at the link:


It’s called the Second Amendment, lady

So I work as an armed guard for armed truck service. For those of you who don’t know, we are responsible for picking up money and checks from other businesses. (i.e. banks, stores, restaurants, etc.) As part of my job is handling large amounts of cash, I carry a side arm or handgun for those not into guns in order to protect myself and the money. Where I live you have to have what’s called a concealed carry permit to have such firearm outside of work hours, which I have.

So I am on my way home and have to stop at the store to pickup dinner for myself. The store I go to has employees that wear a blue polo and tan pants. My uniform is black pants and red polo with company name on it. And as I had just got off work I still have my name badge on and side arm in its holster on my hip.

Cue crazy lady. I’m browsing the freezer aisle and she stops me and starts to ask where product x is. She stops dead in her tracks as she sees my gun in it holster. Stops talking and fast walks out of the aisle. I just assume she realized I don’t work there and left to find someone who does.

I go about my business and proceed up to the cashier line. As I’m waiting to get up to check out in comes a swarm of about 8 police officers. They come straight to me with crazy lady behind shouting “that’s him, that’s the guy with the gun.” They point their guns at me and order my hands up. I drop what I have and comply. I state that I work for company z and that I have a permit for my weapon.

They lower and holster their guns after the commotion and apologize for the confusion but say they got a call about a guy walking around the store waving a gun around. I say I’m sorry, but since I have been here my gun has been holstered. Never left the holster.

They turn to the lady and ask if it’s true that I never took my gun out of the holster. She yells that I’m lying and that I can’t have a gun in the store anyway. They of course go and check the security footage and see that I did nothing wrong and let me go on about my business and apologize again for the misunderstanding.

They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banglist; happyending; karen
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-50 next last

1 posted on 01/20/2023 3:58:41 AM PST by COBOL2Java
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Happy ending


2 posted on 01/20/2023 4:07:07 AM PST by FatherofFive (I support Trump. Not the GOP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Karen wanted the guy killed by way of false red flag reporting.


3 posted on 01/20/2023 4:11:18 AM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java
They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.

Now that’s Social Justice.

4 posted on 01/20/2023 4:17:44 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

ACANB


5 posted on 01/20/2023 4:18:04 AM PST by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: martin_fierro

I am sure she was promptly released and no charges filed by the prosecutor.


6 posted on 01/20/2023 4:33:28 AM PST by pas
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Deaf Smith
Karen wanted the guy killed by way of false red flag reporting.

SWATTING.

7 posted on 01/20/2023 4:34:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

A nice story to start my day!


8 posted on 01/20/2023 4:35:16 AM PST by GrannyAnn ( )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

False statement to the police! Put her behind bars.


9 posted on 01/20/2023 4:39:00 AM PST by I want the USA back (News media are pond scum. My pronouns: Haha, heehee, hoho. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: pas
I am sure she was promptly released and no charges filed by the prosecutor.

Yes, but now she is on the police radar. I've called 911 on my cell twice, and the dispatcher asks for your name and address before putting you through. Once to report a very erratic driver (and I got a call back with thanks) and another time there was a guy in the parking lot blocking in his estranged wife, getting out of his car and screaming at her standing outside. I was with my four-year old grandson and would have had to pass them to get to my car and did not want to risk him turning on me. I really think if that guy had a gun he would have shot her. (Sad story. Cambodian couple, the son was on the same little league team as my ten year old grandson, who were playing in an adjacent field. The woman was so embarrassed she and her son never came to another game.)

10 posted on 01/20/2023 4:41:34 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: GrannyAnn

A guy I met had a situation like this.
He decided to argue with the lady and spent a year in jail.
Not sure of what exactly happened.


11 posted on 01/20/2023 4:42:06 AM PST by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Beautiful story!


12 posted on 01/20/2023 4:45:52 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Can we assume that this didn’t happen in Texas?


13 posted on 01/20/2023 4:49:57 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Crazy karens need to suffer more for their stupidity.


14 posted on 01/20/2023 4:50:49 AM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

a nice 2A story about a 19A moron ...


15 posted on 01/20/2023 5:01:36 AM PST by bankwalker (Repeal the 19th ...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: joma89
Were I the arresting officer, her cuffs would be REAL tight. She may show up at the jail gagged and hog tied with ankle to wrist restraints too.
16 posted on 01/20/2023 5:03:35 AM PST by DCBryan1 (Delete FB, TWTR, GOOGL, AMZN, YHOO, Gmail/chrome. Use Gab, Brave + DDG, VPN, Freerepublic )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Any idea what state this was in?


17 posted on 01/20/2023 5:05:52 AM PST by notdownwidems (Washington D.C. has become the enemy of free people everywhere!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

The solution to one guy “waving a gun around” is eight guys waving guns around. I hope they gave her a serious lecture. Strip-search and 24 hours locked up would be better.


18 posted on 01/20/2023 5:06:27 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: notdownwidems

OP has the Maryland flag on his profile page. Could be PA, I suppose.


19 posted on 01/20/2023 5:09:57 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

“They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.”

A few years ago, someone called the police from a mall in the burbs of Boston, “RIFLE, he has a RIFLE...long and BLACK”...
Cue the Swat Team. Long story short, it was a long black
closed umbrella - the owner just carried it over his shoulder.

Karens are not a new thing.

Mr. R and I fled Massachusetts in July 2021. We see carried firearms all the time in Tennessee - no one blinks...a
properly holstered firearm is normal.


20 posted on 01/20/2023 5:10:22 AM PST by Mrs. B.S. Roberts
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-50 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson