[xoxox]

Hope he has a lawywer.

[Red Badger]

Florida Man does something good for once!................

[PGR88]

try that with an EV

[Beowulf9]

“Relocate”?! Why didn’t they put it down! That thing is dangerous.

In fact I think they should call for open season on all Florida gators. What the heck? Who needs these things around?!

[FamiliarFace]

Florida Man is a hero this time!

[Bob434]

he should be presented with a spiffy pair of alligator boots!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Nobody has any respect for Americans ever since King Joe Pedo I rose to the throne.

[V_TWIN]

Let that be a lesson to all who are considering moving to Florida.....your life could be in peril at any time....

Florida is the lightning strike state capital of the US.
Other hazzards include Sharks, water moccasins, sinkholes, rip currents, giant roaches, the state bird is the mosquitoe, there’s hurricanes and the tornadoes that hurricanes spawn, and the latest....MALARIA.

And let’s not forget the Senior drivers.....so you better think hard before relocating.

[Roadrunner383]

No end to the trouble caused by Florida gators, aka mud lizards.

[Candor7]

Just carry a piece. Its allowed in Florida.

https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2023/06/29/florida-concealed-carry-law-starts-july-1-here-are-the-rules/70369342007/

[nuke_road_warrior]

What caliber was used, Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram? Inquiring minds want to know.

[caddie]

He should have used a Gator to run over the gator. That’s what they’re for.

[DesertRhino]

Always be carrying. Always....

[GBA]

Hello? Rule #9? Where’s your knife?!? Man against beast! Griptilian against reptilian!

If you can hit it in the head with your hand, going psycho stabby with a knife would probably be more effective.

Pickup truck or not, Rule #9 should always be strictly observed.

[Romulus]

In Louisiana, state trappers don’t relocate gators over 6 ft. I am amazed that FL will take the risk of wrangling an 11-foot alligator. I have friends who’ve had 22 gators removed from the pond behind their house. Over 6 feet, they just shoot them.

[ComputerGuy]

...They cautioned residents to stay away from bodies of water...

In Florida?

[Chickensoup]

when are they going to be hunted and killed

What is wrong with people that they let wild animals in their backyards. For pete’s sake leave them in the everglades.

[blueunicorn6]

They make good boots and handbags.

[Az Joe]

O, he was NOT “elderly, I’m 2 years older than him and I’m NOT elderly consarn it!

[katana]

Years ago we rented a house in the St. Pete area that had a canal running along the back of the property. Made sure everyone stayed away from the edge in daylight and out of the backyard at night. I can live with deer, coyotes, bobcats, and even wolves or black bears. But big submerged reptiles coasting past the back yard made me nervous.