Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 006

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[palo verde]

blockquote ??
I think I used that once when I quoted bout mass awakening from my book
it's underneath when you press post, how to do it

[palo verde]

I have a hunch his wallet will be returned

[grannie9]

I know nothing... You know what I hate the most? Getting rid of all those little sideways v's.. That takes forever..

[lodwick]

Night sweetie! Rest very well please. See'ya.

[christine]

Old Couple and Doctor

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.00 This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!"

nope, that didn't do it...oh hell!

[grannie9]

I gave you time to say goodnight.. Say good night Loddy..

Good night all.. I think my mouse was rubbing up against the Capt'ns.. My shoulder is giving out again... Us two old ones are having trouble with our lousy mousy joints..

[christine]

night, sis...rest well. hey, where is that other slut, anyway? ;)

[grannie9]

Ohhhh.. I hope so.. I feel so bad for people who lose things like that.. Some things are personal too, and will never be replaced.. Good night honeybunch.. See you tomorrow.. We'll make a little wish for you to be right, and it's returned...

Goodnight Sissy.. Goodnight Loddy.. And goodnight Mr Calabash.. where ever you are..;)

[habs4ever]

What a joke!! LOL...those crafty old timers ;-)

[habs4ever]

Goodnight now...remember to do your business before you clear off all the pillows ;-)I read that you were reliving the Wizard of Oz for a brief moment last night.Don't fret, no house could survive landing on you;-)

[lodwick]

Sorry and my bads - on the phone with my dad. Are you sure I didn't say Nights?

Anyhow, Good night loddy. See'yas.

[lodwick]

Stop rubbing your mouse against AC's whatever. Be well, and sleep swell. Laters.

[Neets]

YOu rang???????????

[westmex]

Hi Neets,was beginning to think everyone had died..!!
...dom....

[Neets]

No i am here...

[westmex]

That doesn’t explain another story out of the U.K. this week: A marriage counseling service there reports that one in ten couples who come in for help blame the Internet for their relationship problems. It’s not just an addiction to surfing that’s the problem, but the nice comfortable atmosphere the Net provides for would-be adulterers. Could the same problem with text messaging be far behind?

[westmex]

Is it time for lights out already?
It appears to be time, so out they go.
The little candle is lit for the searchers...
With that, I wish you all goodnight..
See you mañana, with luck...
...dom...

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Wednesday April 17th 2002 St. Anicetus

Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida
Wednesday 2002-04-17
Sunrise 7:01 EDT, Sunset 19:52 EDT
Moonrise 10:18 EDT, Moonset 0:31 EDT
Low Tide: 2:52 EDT -0.05
High Tide: 10:19 EDT 0.11
Low Tide: 12:27 EDT 0.10
High Tide: 19:03 EDT 0.39

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner A NIGHT IN ELSINORE (a parody of "Hamlet") Act 4 Scene 5 and 6

[grannie9]

Good morning AC.. Hope "things" are working better..Any news about your wallet?

Habs.. no houses fell on me last night either.. I must be living a charmed life..

We had more wonderful rain tho..and just a little thunder.. As long as it's this nice next week when the kids are here.. Al put fishing rod holders up on the dock, so now we can leave our poles.. Sherri and Jessie love to fish. Al caught a very good-sized Catfish yesterday..and a Jack. Can't eat the Jack but good fighting fish.. Should have kept the Catfish. Had to be at least a pound and a half.. Will have to try for more today.. Some really big Sheepshead out there now too.. Glad the Capt'n posts the tides.. Now we know when to go for them... ;)