Love-Making Woman Devoured by Lion

PRAVDA.Ru ^ | Aug, 05 2002 | Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY

[Jasonconley]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman.

[Jasonconley]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman.

Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help but when they returned, the only remains of the young lady to be found were her skull and parts of her limbs.

The couple were making love in the forest near the village of Mpungizi. Lion attacks are becoming more common in Tanzania because their natural habitat is becoming eroded by humans and are especially common during the dry season because of the lack of other sources of food.

Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY PRAVDA.Ru

[irish guard]

>>>>>making love under a bush<<<<

Well duh...where else would they be making love?

I bet this is something PETA loves to read about....damn humans and their desire to procreate! How dare they invade animal turf!

[general_re]

"Lion love" bump...

[TADSLOS]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman

Yes, but were they having "protected" sex?

[MotleyGirl70]

That's gotta hurt....

[Billthedrill]

A likely story. "A lion ate my girlfriend." Riiiight...

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

You don't have to be faster than the lion - just faster than you're partner.

[dighton]

Welcome to FreeRepublic, Jason.

See Pamela Nelson-Edwards and The Rector of Stiffkey.

[martin_fierro]

BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE
Jethro Tull

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments -
Scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
Down by the waterhole - drunk every Friday -
Eating their nuts - saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and Tigers who wait in the shadows -
They're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Just say a word and the boys will be right there
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, "I thank you for dinner."
This game that we animals play is a winner.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

[Instrumental]

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a Player of Pawns -
Yes, the King on His Sunset lies waiting for dawn
To light up His Jungle as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.

Well, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Yes, let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
Well, I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Let's - well, that's all right by me. Yes!
Well, I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

$100 says she was on top . . .

[Jonah Hex]

"In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight ...."

[ladtx]

I hate it when that happens.

[jaime1959]

> Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help <

"Feets, get moving!" LOL! What a hero!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Gettin' eaten by a liar while making love under a bush....

Well, technically, I guess that would depend if Clinton were on top or underneath the bush.

And which Clinton was involved.

No. I guess not.

Both are liars ......

Ooopsie. My bad. This was in Africa, not NYC.

Must not have been a liar that ate 'er. (Because the liberals tell us that there is no hatred in Africa.)

Besides, gettin' eaten by a liar isn't sex. Whatever sex "is" ... or isn't.

[albee]

Was the lion engaging in oral sex?

[albee]

Was the lion engaging in oral sex?

[Barnacle]

That's why I always do a quick "Lion Scan" first - even indoors. You just can't be too careful these days.

[Orual]

The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the Waste,
He has a big head and a very small waist;
But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim,
And a good little child will not play with him.---H. Belloc

[Non-Sequitur]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'coitus interuptus'.

[truenospinzone]

See, kids? This is exactly what happens when you have sex with anyone other than your spouse, anywhere other than your bedroom (lights off), and in any position other than missionary. So the next time your boyfried tries to convince you to "prove your love" in the backseat of his Honda, think of having your head ripped off by a lion...